Assuming you aren't joking, I already had a Steam Deck and gave it to my girlfriend when I got the AYANEO 2 lol, it's a great device but I'm in the minority of preferring Windows.
I may try the new ram site, and download more RAM to my Switch. Not sure if ddr3 is the right ram
for it tho. Edit- no it uses floppy Ram, just like @AncientBoi