Omg words cannot describe how much win iv just come across on mario kart 7...
So im in a random match on mario kart 7, 1st race about 5 other players pick wuhu mountain loop but it doesnt get picked so we do the race like normal. Race 2 everyone picks wuhu again but this time it DOES get picked...
You hide behind a curtain thinking i wont know
but i know for certain even if you dont show
the things that you say the way that you hide
dont need fancy tricks all i need are my eyes
it makes me feel better to know that you try
even tho you're mean i know that you're just shy
you check me out...
Im horny and i know it
Come ride me and ill blow it
Dont be teasing my erection
Unless you want a beef injection
Flustered feeling cant be solved
Need a shower thats rather cold
Dry myself then watch a movie
Oh shit, this film has boobies
Boxers feeling rather tight
Underneath is quite a sight...
Dear santa
Im writing this letter to you because Lydia hing made me and because i figure its better to write to you
than to ask my parents for what i want. (Like that silly littlewoods advert)
But let me first say that i love what you stand for and the joy you bring to millions around the...
Our Story starts with a kiss
A girl and boy who i will miss
They started sweet and fell in love
Like two angels sent from above
First week together they became one
Knowing this wont be undone
Months go by and nothings changed
They dance together in the rain
A year goes by she starts...