Scientists out of Saudi Arabia have managed to cure gay after 30+ years of intensive research. Controls and participants often spent 48+ hours watching gay porn as part of the experiments. Iranian scientists have begrudgingly verified these results - having spent the last 50 years themselves trying to obtain the same results.
The cure comes down to overstimulation with gay images, leading to aversion. Men put through the intensive 6 month regimen have gone onto marry women at rates of 95% and higher.
UAE has started trials now hoping to decrease the process down to an intensive 3 month course of therapy.
GRINDR and porn hub gay shares have plummeted. Taylor Swift has announced retirement and gay bars are shutting in record numbers.
The cure has been tried on prominent members of the GoLBaT community including Kingy and Dionicio, but so far has not been effective.
Dionicio did not immediately respond to request for comment.
The cure comes down to overstimulation with gay images, leading to aversion. Men put through the intensive 6 month regimen have gone onto marry women at rates of 95% and higher.
UAE has started trials now hoping to decrease the process down to an intensive 3 month course of therapy.
GRINDR and porn hub gay shares have plummeted. Taylor Swift has announced retirement and gay bars are shutting in record numbers.
The cure has been tried on prominent members of the GoLBaT community including Kingy and Dionicio, but so far has not been effective.
Dionicio did not immediately respond to request for comment.
