I always thought the sad/angry reaction was in relation to the contents but not aimed at the poster themselves. "Triggered" users generally don't use reaction buttons, they go straight for the "reply" and post this or some equivalent. Or were all those angry reactions to my posts people wanting beef with me ? BRB, finna throw some hands.
If you decide to take the easy way out, at least do it some interesting way, like 5 fishing magnets and ropes... Run out to the space x rocket as it's about to take off.... Ohhhh add some snow skiis and skii into to space!!!