MertX2

@ BakerMan:

@K3Nv2 That's what God's saying to all of us after we die. lmao

Today at 4:31 AM

@ K3Nv2:

God has a record cabinet with my name on it

Today at 4:32 AM

@ K3Nv2:

"Why did I create this."

+1

Today at 4:33 AM

@ BakerMan:

I bet he looks at my record and thinks "he fell off."

58 minutes ago

@ Psionic Roshambo:

https://youtu.be/4Z-enjtn7t0?si=JxP181zLddGOC9jQ

54 minutes ago

@ K3Nv2:

I like how these earbuds put on a light show like PAIR ME PAIR ME

37 minutes ago

@ Psionic Roshambo:

It's mind control Ken the lights combined with subliminal voices

23 minutes ago

@ K3Nv2:

I hear voices now

20 minutes ago

@ ZeroT21:

stop calling 1-800- imaginary friends

19 minutes ago

@ K3Nv2:

I have imaginary enemies

18 minutes ago

@ Psionic Roshambo:

Siri make the voices stop telling me to put peanut butter on the neighbors car

17 minutes ago

@ K3Nv2:

Don't forget to initial it

16 minutes ago

@ ZeroT21:

peanut butter + BMW make excellent sandwich la

16 minutes ago

@ K3Nv2:

Elon told me not to give my electric dog peanut butter

15 minutes ago

@ ZeroT21:

ya, that's bad, don't want the mut to have explosive diarrea

14 minutes ago

@ K3Nv2:

Robots can shit now clean that up

12 minutes ago

@ ZeroT21:

do those vacuum cleaner bots even do anything than letting cats have free rides?

10 minutes ago

@ K3Nv2:

They suck

9 minutes ago

@ ZeroT21:

mine cant even get on a simple flat carpet, totally wasted my money

8 minutes ago

@ ZeroT21:

only helps the cat do spins around the room

8 minutes ago

@ ZeroT21:

i have a mind putting the cat on dinner duty

7 minutes ago

@ K3Nv2:

I recommend getting a treadmill for cats

7 minutes ago

@ ZeroT21:

me cat probably wont ever use it, furrball aint ever home, always somewhere down the street, looking for females, even named it ''Chad''

4 minutes ago

@ K3Nv2:

https://www.walmart.com/ip/5193222892 lol on pro

1 minute ago

@ Psionic Roshambo:

https://www-gizchina-com.cdn.amppro...tphones/amp/?amp_js_v=0.1&amp_gsa=1#webview=1

A moment ago

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