i hate being a man for two reasons.

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But, but. I love being a man boinking two Captain Janeway clones at the same wet dream time. Riker has a transporter accident clone so it's not without precedent in Murphy's Law. Dreaming in Star Trek episodes is the shiznit.

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"in some website ghosts are able to change someone’s gender"

Please PM me the name of this website, I am about to get rich as fugggg
did the ghosts there change your gender?
Well still not yet.
Anyway try so-called googling phrase something something I mean just only two words male to female spell so that’s gonna be four words.
Yeah yeah and then I’ll get hire by Hollywood so for instance Quentin Tarantino might enjoy his own foot feet fetishes and keep licking my own toes even speaking of what if I might be female lagomorph lady myself and he could be lagomorph rabbit nowadays…etc. LOL XD anyways. Of course it was a joke you don’t get it my own digital sense of humor. Maybe I could be as pretty long haired woman brunette haired version of Rapunzel.
 
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Well still not yet.
Anyway try so-called googling phrase something something I mean just only two words male to female spell so that’s gonna be four words.
Yeah yeah and then I’ll get hire by Hollywood so for instance Quentin Tarantino might enjoy his own foot feet fetishes and keep licking my own toes even speaking of what if I might be female lagomorph lady myself and he could be lagomorph rabbit nowadays…etc. LOL XD anyways. Of course it was a joke you don’t get it my own digital sense of humor. Maybe I could be as pretty long haired woman brunette haired version of Rapunzel.
I understand you, goes to show why you're misundestood paradoxically.
 

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Wanna try for instance this on me? As for this time it’s gonna be serious literal. Okay? Who dares to test it? To try it.
 

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I wish I could fly spread a wings and fly away to save LEOTCK’s life after transformation into succubus ancient mythical spell. After paying them,but unfortunately probably I wouldn’t have enough money for that. I even got some emails from them.
 
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I wish I could fly spread a wings and fly away to save LEOTCK's life after transformation into succubus ancient mythical spell. After paying them,but unfortunately probably I wouldn't have enough money for that. I even got some emails from them.

*shocked* "emails" from who?
Or you mean from me? Or what?
 

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