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<blockquote data-quote="Xdqwerty" data-source="post: 10400849" data-attributes="member: 663922"><p><strong>[Cutaway Gag: Peter Griffin in Castlevania: Symphony of the Night]</strong></p><p><em>INT. CASTLEVANIA - NIGHT</em></p><p><strong>Peter Griffin</strong> (<em>wearing a ridiculous vampire hunter outfit</em>) stands in front of the imposing castle gates. The moon is full, and eerie music plays in the background.</p><p><strong>Peter:</strong> (<em>looking around</em>) “Well, Lois, I don’t know how we ended up here, but I guess it’s time to kick some vampire butt!”</p><p>(<em>Peter enters the castle and encounters a skeleton</em>)</p><p><strong>Skeleton:</strong> (<em>rattling bones</em>) “Who dares enter my domain?”</p><p><strong>Peter:</strong> (<em>pointing</em>) “Hey, you! Yeah, you with the bony attitude! I’m Peter Griffin, vampire slayer extraordinaire!”</p><p><strong>Skeleton:</strong> (<em>sarcastic</em>) “Oh, great. Another one. Look, buddy, I’ve been guarding this castle for centuries. You think you can just waltz in here and—”</p><p>(<em>Peter pulls out a giant turkey leg from his pocket</em>)</p><p><strong>Peter:</strong> (<em>interrupting</em>) “Hold on there, Skelly! How 'bout a peace offering? I got this leftover turkey leg from Thanksgiving. It’s a little dry, but—”</p><p>(<em>The skeleton snatches the turkey leg and takes a bite</em>)</p><p><strong>Skeleton:</strong> (<em>munching</em>) “Not bad. But you still can’t—”</p><p>(<em>Peter smashes the skeleton with a comically oversized mallet</em>)</p><p><strong>Peter:</strong> “That’s what you get for being a bonehead!”</p><p>(<em>Peter continues through the castle, encountering Medusa, werewolves, and other classic Castlevania enemies.</em>)</p><p><strong>Medusa:</strong> (<em>hissing</em>) “Prepare to be turned to stone!”</p><p><strong>Peter:</strong> (<em>pulling out a mirror</em>) “Joke’s on you, lady! I’ve been practicing my selfie game!”</p><p>(<em>Peter takes a selfie with Medusa, who turns into stone</em>)</p><p><strong>Peter:</strong> “Hashtag #VampireSlayerLife!”</p><p>(<em>Finally, Peter reaches the boss room, where Dracula awaits.</em>)</p><p><strong>Dracula:</strong> (<em>elegantly</em>) “Ah, another challenger. What brings you to my castle?”</p><p><strong>Peter:</strong> (<em>confidently</em>) “I’m here to kick your pale, blood-sucking butt! But first, do you have any coupons for the gift shop?”</p><p><strong>Dracula:</strong> (<em>raising an eyebrow</em>) “Gift shop?”</p><p><strong>Peter:</strong> “Yeah, you know, T-shirts, keychains, maybe a snow globe with your face on it?”</p><p>(<em>Peter and Dracula engage in an epic battle. Peter uses a whip made of sausages, garlic breath attacks, and a dance-off to defeat Dracula.</em>)</p><p><strong>Peter:</strong> (<em>victory pose</em>) “And that, my friends, is how you save the world from vampires!”</p><p>(<em>Peter exits the castle, leaving a trail of defeated monsters behind him.</em>)</p><p><strong>Peter:</strong> (<em>to the camera</em>) “Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’ve got a date with a Belmont. And by ‘Belmont,’ I mean a Belmont Stakes horse race. I’ve got money on ‘Mr. Ed.’”</p><p>(<em>Peter rides off on a skeleton horse, leaving the castle in chaos.</em>)</p><p><strong>THE END</strong></p><p>(<em>Cut back to the living room in Quahog</em>)</p><p><strong>Lois:</strong> (<em>looking bewildered</em>) “Peter, where were you? And why are you covered in turkey grease?”</p><p><strong>Peter:</strong> (<em>grinning</em>) “Oh, you know, just another day in the life of Peter Griffin!”</p><p>(<em>Cue the Family Guy theme music as the scene fades out.</em>)</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Xdqwerty, post: 10400849, member: 663922"] [B][Cutaway Gag: Peter Griffin in Castlevania: Symphony of the Night][/B] [I]INT. CASTLEVANIA - NIGHT[/I] [B]Peter Griffin[/B] ([I]wearing a ridiculous vampire hunter outfit[/I]) stands in front of the imposing castle gates. The moon is full, and eerie music plays in the background. [B]Peter:[/B] ([I]looking around[/I]) “Well, Lois, I don’t know how we ended up here, but I guess it’s time to kick some vampire butt!” ([I]Peter enters the castle and encounters a skeleton[/I]) [B]Skeleton:[/B] ([I]rattling bones[/I]) “Who dares enter my domain?” [B]Peter:[/B] ([I]pointing[/I]) “Hey, you! Yeah, you with the bony attitude! I’m Peter Griffin, vampire slayer extraordinaire!” [B]Skeleton:[/B] ([I]sarcastic[/I]) “Oh, great. Another one. Look, buddy, I’ve been guarding this castle for centuries. You think you can just waltz in here and—” ([I]Peter pulls out a giant turkey leg from his pocket[/I]) [B]Peter:[/B] ([I]interrupting[/I]) “Hold on there, Skelly! How 'bout a peace offering? I got this leftover turkey leg from Thanksgiving. It’s a little dry, but—” ([I]The skeleton snatches the turkey leg and takes a bite[/I]) [B]Skeleton:[/B] ([I]munching[/I]) “Not bad. But you still can’t—” ([I]Peter smashes the skeleton with a comically oversized mallet[/I]) [B]Peter:[/B] “That’s what you get for being a bonehead!” ([I]Peter continues through the castle, encountering Medusa, werewolves, and other classic Castlevania enemies.[/I]) [B]Medusa:[/B] ([I]hissing[/I]) “Prepare to be turned to stone!” [B]Peter:[/B] ([I]pulling out a mirror[/I]) “Joke’s on you, lady! I’ve been practicing my selfie game!” ([I]Peter takes a selfie with Medusa, who turns into stone[/I]) [B]Peter:[/B] “Hashtag #VampireSlayerLife!” ([I]Finally, Peter reaches the boss room, where Dracula awaits.[/I]) [B]Dracula:[/B] ([I]elegantly[/I]) “Ah, another challenger. What brings you to my castle?” [B]Peter:[/B] ([I]confidently[/I]) “I’m here to kick your pale, blood-sucking butt! But first, do you have any coupons for the gift shop?” [B]Dracula:[/B] ([I]raising an eyebrow[/I]) “Gift shop?” [B]Peter:[/B] “Yeah, you know, T-shirts, keychains, maybe a snow globe with your face on it?” ([I]Peter and Dracula engage in an epic battle. Peter uses a whip made of sausages, garlic breath attacks, and a dance-off to defeat Dracula.[/I]) [B]Peter:[/B] ([I]victory pose[/I]) “And that, my friends, is how you save the world from vampires!” ([I]Peter exits the castle, leaving a trail of defeated monsters behind him.[/I]) [B]Peter:[/B] ([I]to the camera[/I]) “Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’ve got a date with a Belmont. And by ‘Belmont,’ I mean a Belmont Stakes horse race. I’ve got money on ‘Mr. Ed.’” ([I]Peter rides off on a skeleton horse, leaving the castle in chaos.[/I]) [B]THE END[/B] ([I]Cut back to the living room in Quahog[/I]) [B]Lois:[/B] ([I]looking bewildered[/I]) “Peter, where were you? And why are you covered in turkey grease?” [B]Peter:[/B] ([I]grinning[/I]) “Oh, you know, just another day in the life of Peter Griffin!” ([I]Cue the Family Guy theme music as the scene fades out.[/I]) [/QUOTE]
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