READ BEFORE YOU ACCUSE ME OF BAITING
(I wrote this back in 2019 but finished it now because boredom)
Metacritic is a beautiful website in which people from all over the world unite to rate everything a 7 out of 10. Literally everything.
This makes it all the more exiting when a game manages to...
Hello, my edgy little tempers!
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It's been a long time since I've been active on this site because I've been spending most of my time on the website Reddit.
Needless to say, I'm back now.
And I've realized something in the meantime; I cannot fucking stand that website.
Allow me to...
LISTEN UP BITCHES!
I don't mean to piss on anyone's bonfire, but your boy Paolosworld has finally done it.
As of a couple days ago I have got to level 3 and have officially ascended into the godtier. It's only a matter of time before I catch up to the big-heads of the site and dethrone king...
Okay look, Before you judge, read;
The people on the fucking flagpole are supposed to be some GBAtemp members but I fucked them up so goddamn bad that you can’t even tell what the hell they're supposed to even be.
I tried to draw Chary on the top, but I fucked up the mouth 100 times over so...
These guys are seriously awesome. Holy SHIT.
But anyway, It’s been a while.
I’ve been so balls deep in work lately so I’m sorry I wasn’t able to be active last month outside of shitpost status updates. I promise that I’ll try to clear up my schedule over the next couple weeks so I can waste...
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DISCLAIMER: If you are reading this and you just wanna comment something like "nobody cares" or "just google it", then please don't bother commenting I'm talking to you, Vinscool!
(Unless you wanna actually help, then please do)
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Anyway, the title is pretty self explanatory.
I’m...
I intended to write an entry where I bitch about how shitty Apple is but instead I awoke to something shocking.
A moderator PMed me the details...
The date is March 8th of 2019,
My signature has unfortunately passed away.
It unfortunately was too big for this small peculiar world of ours (or...
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Because I got a job recently and I am starting to take in cash, I wanna spend all my money on a high end computer and have been doing research.
The plan was to get a good build for around the $2000~$2250 range.
Something that I noticed while dicking around in PCPartPicker is that you can...
Okay,
I’ll keep this short and simple.
Basically, I wanted to apologize for making the “GBATemp Singing Thread”.
It’s removed now, so don’t try to search for it. It’s gone.
I’ll explain why it got taken off;
Basically the post was supposed to be this wacky and funny shitpost where I would...
I have done it!
After a month and a half, 76 posts, 85 likes, 8 blogs, and countless embarrassments...
I HAVE REACHED LEVEL 2.
I made this picture above to celebrate. (If you know where the center logo comes from you'll get a free like.)
I know you can tell it was made in paint but it's a nice...
All right listen up you fucking idiots.
Here is my ranking of the Smash Bros games from worst to best.
:teach: This is a completely unbiased, completely true and purely objective ranking, so any disagreements are not legitimate :teach:
Worst
3DS Smash Bros. - 0/10
The screen is small, there’s...
I had an idea for a thread.
I was going to make a complicated online puzzle/treasure hunt where the person would have to find every correct digit in a series of 7 where I would give hints to each digit.
The hints would be anything from sections of a poem, pastebin links, YouTube IRLs and much...
Seriously, what the fuck is this?
tldr: Clannad is cheesy, overhyped, overpopularized, and has one of the worst art styles in any show I have ever seen.
Okay,
Last blog post got me in some pretty hot water so I’m trying to be a little bit more passive here to win some of my audience back.
I...
this was such a stupid fucking post
So far I've contributed three threads to this community. Although calling my threads contributions might be a little generous...
The first thread was my introduction, and if you read my first blog post you would know how shitty that was.
My second thread...
tldr; fuck this movie it’s overrated and it’s lame and if you like it then let’s not be friends, ever.
Okay,
So I used to watch a shit-ton of anime when I was around 14/15 years old. I know that makes me kind of gay or whatever but fuck that, I just was just in it for the “plot”,
Catch my...
What a shit experience this has been so far.
So I’ve been wanting to join GBAtemp for a while now but always had a tendency to back off because a lot of the community in websites like these is annoying kids, abusive moderators, and just a whole lot of stupid people.
But fuck it,
I’ve been...