Speaking as someone who is currently playing a hacked Wii U as I am typing this (with games installed via WiiU USB Helper), I agree with you. This whole "NiNtEnDo Is ThE aNtIcHrIsT" attitude/sentiment is quite absurd, if you ask me. Do I think...
I may try the new ram site, and download more RAM to my Switch. Not sure if ddr3 is the right ram
for it tho. Edit- no it uses floppy Ram, just like @AncientBoi