Gary Bowser was (currently is just overweight) an overweight alcoholic; therefore, Gary had already ruined his life by shortening it. Matthew Storman's primary source of income was from RomUniverse; thus, Matthew was a loser by not thinking of a better/legal way of making money. You lack names...
I may try the new ram site, and download more RAM to my Switch. Not sure if ddr3 is the right ram
for it tho. Edit- no it uses floppy Ram, just like @AncientBoi