i hate being a man for two reasons.
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I guess this is why some men become gross misogynist internet neckbeards, so they don't have to shave, and they live in their mum's basement so she'll come down and take their crusty bedsheets to do the laundry.
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I shave [down there also], but I have Dry dreams and wake up to White powdery substance ALL over the bed 
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Wet dreams are the best part
Nah. Those are messy. Shooting my rusty white powder is easier to clean
Wet or dry, like Annie Lennox said, "Sweet dreams are made of jizz"
You should check if the white powder is actually cocaine, you could get richI shave [down there also], but I have Dry dreams and wake up to White powdery substance ALL over the bed
I heard that in some website ghosts are able to change someone’s gender by reinterpreting someone’s words without changing hormones therapies and without so-called plastic surgeries. So-called autogynophilia,gender dysphoria. Gender fluidity. I hope that I won’t offend anyone for using words such as snowflakes,sjw/lgbt,millenials,political correctness,cancel culture. I guess that so-called baby boomers loves using such words. You know spiritism,occultism,esoterism,paranormal activity. So sorry if someone was insulted and offended by me.
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You should check if the white powder is actually cocaine, you could get rich
Nah, It's a rusty white powder. Means it's been stepped on. Don't ask How I know the terminology
"in some website ghosts are able to change someone’s gender"
Please PM me the name of this website, I am about to get rich as fugggg
Please PM me the name of this website, I am about to get rich as fugggg
But someone got too scared to even try it by reinterpreting someone's else words,but I don't know I have no idea I mean I don't remember the name of the website it's hard to say of what website was it.
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Who am I to disagree?Wet or dry, like Annie Lennox said, "Sweet dreams are made of jizz"
the reason why i hate wet dreams is i hate feelilng STICKY.
Small price to pay for boinking Agent Scully and 7 of 9, if you ask me.
nope for a few reason'sThen be a woman.
shaving leg's
having a peroid
getting pregger's (i know that can be avoided if you not a hot chick)
Just sleep with a condom on like the rest of us
But, but. I love being a man boinking two Captain Janeway clones at the same wet dream time. Riker has a transporter accident clone so it's not without precedent in Murphy's Law. Dreaming in Star Trek episodes is the shiznit.Then be a woman
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