Oh I know you were only kidding. But being serious I find it hilarious America calls a sport where they kick the ball like 1% of the time football and the sport that the ball is kicked 99% of the time soccer. American logic is wierd lol.
My wifey got a couple free tickets the Memorial Golf tournament here in Dublin Ohio close to me, and I hate golf, so I asked couple neighbors if they wanted them, and 2 dif neighbors have started a bidding war, they are up to $75 for both so far, lol