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  1. Beast

    8/26/18 Dear Diary

    8/26/18 Dear Diary, I was flipping through the channels and what I saw shook me to the core. Did I just witness Uncle Fester singing with an afro?? As soon as it appeared it was gone. Did my eyes deceive me? Highly doubtful as I have developed the most keen senses in my time. One...
  2. Beast

    1/10/18 Dear Diary

    Task accomplished, now back on the road. Took a quick flight to visit Dad's farm. I wonder if he's still alive? Does he know that I am? Security at the airport sure was tight. They made me check my blade!? Madness! They were also making people take off their shoes for security reasons; luckily I...
  3. Beast

    1/7/18 Dear Diary

    1/7/18 Beast returned to the homeland. Had some unfinished business to take care of and the sooner the better. It's a strange feeling returning to the nation that had forsaken you all those years ago. It's funny the place that is supposed to be "home" couldn't feel any more foreign. Needing to...
  4. Beast

    Wrong Turn..

    After almost a decade wandering the jungle in solitude I came across a small village. They offered me some "western cuisine" but I'll stick to my palm rats thank you very much; creature of habit I guess. What's this I hear about net neutrality being repealed? More like Net Neuter Reality if you...
  5. Beast

    Gaming Now I get it!

    There's flickbook, but it doesn't compare.
  6. Beast

    Gaming Now I get it!

    I used to make animations like these on my pc and then download them onto my vmu with dreamcast dial-up. Anyone got a time machine? ...Ahh it kills, it kills turn it off.
  7. Beast

    7/29 Fightstick II

    7/29 Dear Diary, today I decided to decorate my fightstick with some candid photos of myself. This one's for you, me.
  8. Beast

    7/29 Fightstick II

    7/29 Dear Diary, today I decided to decorate my fightstick with some candid photos of myself. This one's for you, me. UKKJXgTzT3Y
  9. Beast

    Name the Movie - Yearly Rotation

    Correct! Scores: Szyslak: 12 Lazycus: 9 p1ngpong: 8 Vulpes Abnocto: 7 TraumaHoundNDS: 5 Tanas: 4 TrolleyDave: 3 TTDSman18: 3 Sstew: 3 DeviousTom: 2 Licardo7: 2 SkankyYankee: 2 tomqman: 2 FAST6191: 2 Sonicslasher: 2 Martin: 1 Joe88: 1 gk.7: 1 Bratwurst: 1 airpirate545: 1 Beast: 1
  10. Beast

    Name the Movie - Yearly Rotation

    Shallow Hal?
  11. Beast

    Watchmen review (!Spoilers)

    The Watchmen in 3 easy steps. 1. Phil Hellmuth's butt 2. Smart guy frames naked guy. 3. Naked guy kills Bonaduce. Oh yeah and blue guy goes to Mars and builds a random building. You're welcome. I just saved you 3 boring, blue weiner filled hours.
  12. Beast

    Watchmen review (!Spoilers)

    The Watchmen in 3 easy steps. 1. Phil Hellmuth's butt 2. Smart guy frames naked guy. 3. Naked guy kills Bonaduce. Oh yeah and blue guy goes to Mars and builds a random building. You're welcome. I just saved you 3 boring, blue weiner filled hours.
  13. Beast

    Happy but sad news! It's bye for a while...

    Have a beastly time. Beast
  14. Beast

    Comment by 'Beast' in 'Happy but sad news! It's bye for a while...'

    Have a beastly time. Beast
  15. Beast

    3/5 Dear Diary

    3/5 Beast mode function: adj, verb. Defintion: Doing something beastly. a beastly action of someone / something e.g. Splinter went into beast mode when he made Shredder do a swan dive, with a half gainer, right into the back of a garbage truck! aaahhhh!
  16. Beast

    3/5 Dear Diary

    3/5 Beast mode function: adj, verb. Defintion: Doing something beastly. a beastly action of someone / something e.g. Splinter went into beast mode when he made Shredder do a swan dive, with a half gainer, right into the back of a garbage truck! aaahhhh!
  17. Beast

    3/4 Dear Diary

    3/4 I caught a snake, and I liked it.
  18. Beast

    3/4 Dear Diary

    3/4 I caught a snake, and I liked it.
  19. Beast

    3/3 Dear Diary

    3/3 I went fishing today. Took my boat out on the river.The fish weren't biting, but that didn't matter. Not at all. Bow? check. Arrow? check. Line? check. Stupid fish. Beast plays for keeps.
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