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  1. Slammin'JamminPowerDunker

    What role does knowledge play when on the internet?

    Knowledge on the internet means winning more arguments with other neckbeards over who's waifu is more of a skank. And for acquiring antique dragon dildos at a reasonable price. Any other statement is objectively wrong.
  2. Slammin'JamminPowerDunker

    [PPOTW] Portal Poll of the Week - Who will sell the most hardware next gen?

    The Ouya will sell the most consoles! R-right guys? ....guys?
  3. Slammin'JamminPowerDunker

    Which Console will you be buying ?

    I'll probably stick to PC mustard race But, if the WiiU actually gets some neat games, I may look into that.
  4. Slammin'JamminPowerDunker

    How much unplayed games do you have?

    Steam sales have cursed me to a never-ending backlog. "buh-but it's SO cheap! How could I afford NOT to get it?"
  5. Slammin'JamminPowerDunker

    Xbox One games will still be playable after servers shut down

    Well, at least they didn't tell them to not trust them and their system. They had to fire the guy that suggested that.
  6. Slammin'JamminPowerDunker

    Sega launching new Sonic cartoon - "Sonic Boom"

    A surefire formula for tears: enter "[Your first name] The Hedgehog" and just sit back as your childhood gets sodomized by the force of ten suns
  7. Slammin'JamminPowerDunker

    That really jim-jams my shekels goyim

    That really jim-jams my shekels goyim
  8. Slammin'JamminPowerDunker

    I need an artist to do a quick drawing for me

    Entei has a mustache you shit Fixed that for you. I'll take my check in the mail.
  9. Slammin'JamminPowerDunker

    Mind Blown!

    HowDoesHeKnowEnigmaEvenEnigmaDoesn'tKnowEnigmaOhGod
  10. Slammin'JamminPowerDunker

    Gaming Any SC2/HoN/DotA/LoL Tempers?

    Dota 2 5 man Meepo, all mid You go baller or go home
  11. Slammin'JamminPowerDunker

    Glee Rips Off Jonathon Coulton

    <Johnny C's in trouble <
  12. Slammin'JamminPowerDunker

    what is you favorite gaming music of all time?

    Song of Storms, no contest. I don't see any other songs conjuring winds violent enough to piss off a record playing midget in a windmill. Shut up and Jam Gaiden is a close second.
  13. Slammin'JamminPowerDunker

    DmC: Devil may Cry demo

    I do believe the demo was seriously lacking in the wub-wub department. Capcom's only hope is to replace the current broody protagonist with Skrillix and hope the fans don't notice.
  14. Slammin'JamminPowerDunker

    Magic sucks

    Magic sucks
  15. Slammin'JamminPowerDunker

    Religions of the Temp

    NickCagism #onetruegod
  16. Slammin'JamminPowerDunker

    DayMan, uhaaaaaah, fighter of the NightMan, uhaaaaaaah

    DayMan, uhaaaaaah, fighter of the NightMan, uhaaaaaaah
  17. Slammin'JamminPowerDunker

    BAZOOPER

    I died. Inform my next of kin. Shelob
  18. Slammin'JamminPowerDunker

    BAZOOPER

    >Bazooper
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