Hacking Do you Swallow?

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As you might know, we're living in a simulation.
Our Universe and Lives are computer generated.
But I have found the truth.
That truth is Bubble Gum.

Every 7 years your cells renew themselves, which means that literally every 7 years there's a new you.
And that's when they comes and change you and your personality, because they don't want you to find out you're in a Matrix.

But Bubble Gum lasts for 7 years in your stomach, which is why you must swallow Bubble Gum.
The Bubble Gum comes from the outside.
The Bubble Gum is real.

Swallow Bubble Gum and it will lock you in place and they won't be able to switch your personality.

Have you ever wondered why suddenly clothes won't fit?
Why you suddenly get fat?
Why suddenly people stops talking to you?

That's all part of the simulation.

SWALLOW BUBBLE GUM AND YOU'LL FIND THE TRUTH!
 
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What about the nipple piercings ur mum has had for 60 years?
No matter how difficult it is to imagine his mum without it, just because it's been in his mum continuously, for years on end, all the time, it doesn't make it a part of her. Same goes for all the dicks.
 

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As you might know, we're living in a simulation.
Our Universe and Lives are computer generated.
But I have found the truth.
That truth is Bubble Gum.

Every 7 years your cells renew themselves, which means that literally every 7 years there's a new you.
And that's when they comes and change you and your personality, because they don't want you to find out you're in a Matrix.

But Bubble Gum lasts for 7 years in your stomach, which is why you must swallow Bubble Gum.
The Bubble Gum comes from the outside.
The Bubble Gum is real.

Swallow Bubble Gum and it will lock you in place and they won't be able to switch your personality.

Have you ever wondered why suddenly clothes won't fit?
Why you suddenly get fat?
Why suddenly people stops talking to you?

That's all part of the simulation.

SWALLOW BUBBLE GUM AND YOU'LL FIND THE TRUTH!
Your mum swallowed my load last night [emoji14]
 
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lol, when i first saw this thread's name i thought it meant do you swallow went towards something totally different from what the topic actually means, haha :)
i think... it was the main objective...
 

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