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Yo, just had this random thought that could give me a nobel pretzel or sumthin.

So, do you recall Jupiter? Like the big ball of gas spinning in outer space?
Well today, yes, today, I learned that Jupiter has a never ending cyclone that's been cycloning for hundreds of thousand of millions of seconds.
So I was here drinking my black coffee when suddenly thought about installing eolic energy generating turbans in Jupiter and run couple wires (one live and one grounded to Earth) from Jupiter to our homes and voilà! Free energy!

I just solved world's energy crisis in 10 seconds.
 

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