Gaming Is Shaq Fu that bad?

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Ok, so people tend to get biased with YouTubers without actually playing the damn games (EG Nickelodeon Party Blast and The Fairly OddParents: Breakin' Da Rules) But there was one game (Aside from Arthur! Ready to Drink and Drive and Bubsy 3D) that I knew I had to review. The infamous Shaq Fu (NOTE: I reviewed the SNES version). It's too easy. But it's also false advertising because Shaq O'Neil is basically the size of a fucking planet. Also, it's not broken, just no true button combos, barebones story, easy gameplay, a false rendition of Shaq, generic character designs (EG a generic ass cat woman you fight who kind of reminds me of Felicia from Darkstalkers [Trust me I used to be a Felicia main before leaving the Darkstalkers community out of Scratch controversy] if she was watered down and shat all over.), and lastly, WHY THE FUCK WOULD ANYONE MAKE A TOURNAMENT FIGHTER ABOUT A BASKETBALL STAR WHO DOESN'T EVEN LOOK CLOSE TO THE PROMOTED CELEBRITY THAT THEY MADE THE GAME ABOUT?! No wonder it was on the Crappy Games Wiki and AVGN...
 

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