On a dark internet forum, cool wind in my hair
Warm smell of homebrew, rising up through the air
Up ahead in the distance, I saw a shimmering light
My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim
I had to stop for the night
There she stood in the doorway
I heard the mission bell
And I was thinking to myself
"This could be Heaven or this could be Hell"
Then she lit up a candle and she showed me the way
There were voices down the corridor
I thought I heard them say
Welcome to the Hotel GBAtemp
Such a lovely forum (Such a lovely forum)
Such a lovely community
Plenty of room at the Hotel GBAtemp
Any time of year (Any time of year)
You can find it here
Her mind is Tiffany-twisted, she got the hacked Switch
She got a lot of pretty, pretty users she calls friends
How they dance in the threads, sweet NEET sweat
Some dance to remember, some dance to forget
So I called up the Captain
"Please bring me my ROMs."
He said, "We haven't had that spirit here since two thousand three."
And still those voices are calling from far away
Post a thread in the middle of the night
Just to hear them say
Welcome to the Hotel GBAtemp
Such a lovely forum (Such a lovely forum)
Such a lovely community
They livin' it up at the Hotel GBAtemp
What a nice surprise (what a nice surprise)
Bring your consoles, guys
Mirrors on the ceiling
The pink champagne on ice
And she said "We are all just prisoners here, of our own forum accounts"
And in the admin's chambers
They gathered for the feast
They stab it with their steely mice
But they just can't kill the beast
Last thing I remember
I was running for the door
I had to find the passage back to the place I was before
"Relax," said the admin
"We are programmed to receive
You can log out any time you like
But you can never leave!"
Warm smell of homebrew, rising up through the air
Up ahead in the distance, I saw a shimmering light
My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim
I had to stop for the night
There she stood in the doorway
I heard the mission bell
And I was thinking to myself
"This could be Heaven or this could be Hell"
Then she lit up a candle and she showed me the way
There were voices down the corridor
I thought I heard them say
Welcome to the Hotel GBAtemp
Such a lovely forum (Such a lovely forum)
Such a lovely community
Plenty of room at the Hotel GBAtemp
Any time of year (Any time of year)
You can find it here
Her mind is Tiffany-twisted, she got the hacked Switch
She got a lot of pretty, pretty users she calls friends
How they dance in the threads, sweet NEET sweat
Some dance to remember, some dance to forget
So I called up the Captain
"Please bring me my ROMs."
He said, "We haven't had that spirit here since two thousand three."
And still those voices are calling from far away
Post a thread in the middle of the night
Just to hear them say
Welcome to the Hotel GBAtemp
Such a lovely forum (Such a lovely forum)
Such a lovely community
They livin' it up at the Hotel GBAtemp
What a nice surprise (what a nice surprise)
Bring your consoles, guys
Mirrors on the ceiling
The pink champagne on ice
And she said "We are all just prisoners here, of our own forum accounts"
And in the admin's chambers
They gathered for the feast
They stab it with their steely mice
But they just can't kill the beast
Last thing I remember
I was running for the door
I had to find the passage back to the place I was before
"Relax," said the admin
"We are programmed to receive
You can log out any time you like
But you can never leave!"
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