Webcomic Temper Tantrums joke submissions thread

[Julie_Pilgrim]

she's mid at best tbh

she bad tho

the duality of man

 

[BlazeMasterBM]

the duality of man

varying levels of hornyness

 

[Kallim]

A dodgy switch, an Xbox one and PS 5 are in a bar. The switch says "anyone want to buy a cheap watch". Sorry

 

[Big_8]

Luigi's mansion 3 isn't a mansion.
aslo there is no holiday the mario gang has had without sumthing bad happebnig

 

[AncientBoi]

Oh oh oh! I know a really dirty joke!

A Kid Played In the Mud

 

[Kallim]

Mario and Sonic at the Olympics
One's a clinically obese 40 year old plumber. And the other can break the sound barrier hardly seems fair in the 200m sprint.

 

[Veho]

Mario and Sonic at the Olympics
One's a clinically obese 40 year old plumber. And the other can break the sound barrier hardly seems fair in the 200m sprint.

But Mario has him beat at the hammer throw. Despite Sonic's speed they're equally matched at the long jump and high jump. Mario casually jogs and swims entire levels, could be good at triathlon, and even marathon. I'd say he has a chance overall.

 

[Campbelden]

A person keeps asking tempy about "when is X done?" Generally just hundred of different once form a lot of little people.

 

[Kallim]

What are the pros and cons of a switch??

A joy con and a pro controller.

 

[KeeperCP1]

An issue about EA and their stupid microtransactions, with some joke like "walking costs a dollar, are you sure about that?"

 

[H1B1Esquire]

All the Xenoblade barks making a conversation:
"Anyone see that?"
"DON'T FORGET MEEEE!"
"Hey, this isn't too bad."