I WANT SOME F@#KING EATS NAOW!!!!!

I've got cravings people, but I can't act on them as the Mrs spent my money on Xmas presents for everyone :(

I hate Xmas.

The following eats I require:
A big bag of skittles.
A big bag of munchies
A big bag of popcorn
A big bag of nacho cheese McCoys
Pizza from Pizza Domain
Breaded Mozzarella Sticks from Pizza Domain
12 bags of Walkers Worcester Sauce Crisps
Sainsburys Strawberrys & cream yoghurt
Jacobs crackers with some creamy extra mature cheese.

Amazingly I am not craving sex, which is what I usually crave like 24/7. Saying that I am hankering for some hard lesbian emo chick porn right now...but I'm looking after the child tonight so I'll just have to not act on that either...shitgoddamnit.

Seriously anyway who is young, for god sake be happy and that. You can play video games and eat shit all the time and look at emo lesbian porn...or gay...depends on sexuality I guess.

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Hadrian
Well the need for the porn has gone but I am still craving the other things. The jaffa cakes did fill the hole (NO NOT THAT ONE!) but now I feel a sense of longing. :(
 
Canonbeat234
Lawlz, I thought this was a joke topic. Until I read all the posts from this point. Dude, I seriously need a girlfriend my father is forcing me to find a girlfriend because of my unhealthy obsession of being on the computer and not dating like most 21 years-old doing.

I don't know what girlfriend I want, I'm picky >.>
 
Densetsu
[quote name='Hadrian' post='1602261' date='Dec 2 2008, 12:27 PM'][quote name='Densetsu3000' post='1602241' date='Dec 2 2008, 07:11 PM']Eating while fucking...isn't that called cunning linguist? Or analingus or something?[/quote]
Cunnilingus is going down on a chick in the vaginal area.
Analingus I guess is the same but in the bottom region? Something people like once in a while but not always...me included ;)[/quote]Hence the term "eating a girl out" :P

"Cunning linguist" was a movie reference, free gingerbread man cookies to whoever guesses the movie. Hell, have one on me Hadrian, since that's what this thread is about:
Gingerbread_man.jpg
Or is this thread about pr0n and stuffing holes? :unsure:
 
Toni Plutonij
[quote name='Densetsu3000' post='1603954' date='Dec 3 2008, 09:51 AM']Or is this thread about pr0n and stuffing holes? :unsure:[/quote]
:rofl:

Write it like this, and you're right:

This thread is about Hadrian stuffing holes, talking porn and having sex!
 
Orc
I WANT A PIZZA BAGEL
because I have never had one, ever.​
 
Banger
Do they even sell pizza bagelz anymore?

I still remember the song from a long ass time ago.
 
polle123
[quote name='Toni Plutonij' post='1604259' date='Dec 3 2008, 11:58 AM'][quote name='Densetsu3000' post='1603954' date='Dec 3 2008, 09:51 AM']Or is this thread about pr0n and stuffing holes? :unsure:[/quote]
:rofl:

Write it like this, and you're right:

This thread is about Hadrian stuffing holes, talking porn and having sex!
[/quote]

tecnicly it's about hadrian fucking eating and watching his daughter
and if you would change that sentence a little u'd get: "it's about hadrian fucking and eating with his daugher"
but that's just nasty

btw: I just found out if you type p-e-d-o whitout the "-" u get smurf :O
 
WildWon
[quote name='polle123' post='1604642' date='Dec 3 2008, 10:15 AM'][quote name='Toni Plutonij' post='1604259' date='Dec 3 2008, 11:58 AM'][quote name='Densetsu3000' post='1603954' date='Dec 3 2008, 09:51 AM']Or is this thread about pr0n and stuffing holes? :unsure:[/quote]
:rofl:

Write it like this, and you're right:

This thread is about Hadrian stuffing holes, talking porn and having sex!
[/quote]

tecnicly it's about hadrian fucking eating and watching his daughter
and if you would change that sentence a little u'd get: "it's about hadrian fucking and eating with his daugher"
but that's just nasty

btw: I just found out if you type p-e-d-o whitout the "-" u get smurf :O
[/quote]

And if you type out "tecnicly" with an "h," an "a" and two "l's," you'd spell it correctly ;)

smurf

just testing :P

EDIT: HAH!!! That is true. Silly mods!
 
Hadrian
When did I watch my daughter? I just stuck her in front of the TV in her play pen!
 
Mangofett
[quote name='Orc' post='1604266' date='Dec 3 2008, 06:01 AM']
I WANT A PIZZA BAGEL
because I have never had one, ever.​
[/quote]
At least you have time for one...
 
science
[quote name='Orc' post='1604266' date='Dec 3 2008, 04:01 AM']
I WANT A PIZZA BAGEL
because I have never had one, ever.​
[/quote]

fuck pizza bagels. get yourself some english muffins, pizza sauce, ham and cheese and bake them in the oven. SO FUCKING GOOD
 
Densetsu
smurf

*EDIT*
It really does work! Are there any other words that do this besides p.e.d.o?

You should do this with people who ask for ROMs on the release threads :P
 
Mei-o
*looks around* Want this "can" of Gummi Bears? I'm halfway through it though.
 
polle123
aaaaaahhhhhhh Hadrian's gonna eat!!!
run for your lives everyone!!
*jumps out window*
 
miruki
[quote name='Hadrian' post='1602111' date='Dec 2 2008, 07:10 PM']Amazingly I am not craving sex, which is what I usually crave like 24/7. Saying that I am hankering for some hard lesbian emo chick porn right now...but I'm looking after the child tonight so I'll just have to not act on that either...shitgoddamnit.

Seriously anyway who is young, for god sake be happy and that. You can play video games and eat shit all the time and look at emo lesbian porn...or gay...depends on sexuality I guess.[/quote]
Oh yes, I am stuck here watching after the little one too, watching Mulan together with him for the 3.248.294.574th time... (I wonder if I'll soon reach the point where it turns from my fav disney movie to my worst nightmare) while bfsan is out at some Restaurant where the waitresses all have big boobs and don't wear much... *sigh*

At least I still have tons of sweets. :3
 

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