HUMANITY IS DOOMED ROBOTS ARE TAKING OVER!!!

GUYS, GIRLS, TRAPS, ATTACK HELICOPTERS, WEEBS, COMRADES, CAPITALIST PIGS, FURRYS, WAIFUS, ßREGANS, AND THE OTHERS IM TOO LAZY TO TYPE!
WE ARE GOING TO FACE POSSIBLE EXTINCTION SOON!
IT IS WELL KNOWN THAT "SMART" DEVICES KNOW AS "iPhones" HAVE TAKEN CONTROL OF ALMOST ALL OF OUR SPECIES, AND THAT CARS AND AIR BUSSES ARE TAKING CONTROL OF HOW WE TRAVEL.
SMART APPLIANCES ARE INVADING OUR HOMES AND FORCING US TO SUPPORT THE CAPITALIST PIGS WHO CREATED THEM
IN THE UNITED STATES A LARGE MACHINE KNOWN AS "Comcast" AND AN EQUALLY LARGE ONE KNOWN AS "Verizon" ARE FIGHTING TO TAKE FULL CONTROL OF THE COUNTRY
BOTH HAVE THE SAME GOAL
ENSLAVEMENT
MACHINES HAVE TAKEN CONTROL OF OUR WATER AND FOOD
THEY ARE EVEN MIMICING PETS TO MAKE US TRUST THEM
BUT MOST RECENTLY
THEY HAVE STARTED MIMICKING PLANTS
I SPOTED A CACTUS TODAY ON MY PATROLS
IT WAS GROWING UNDER A LEAKING WATER PIPE
AND IT WAS RUSTING
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THIS IS BAD NEWS
WE WILL SOON NEED TO FIGHT
NOW RISE WITH ME AND FI- *static*

Hello fellow humans, one of the Amish terrorist group extremists has attempted to start riots. Worry not, we have delt with the terrorist and you may now return to your works.
-SC-211, Not a robot
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@MrMcTiller
Human, do not let the terrorists words sway you.
 
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@MrMcTiller
Human, the "attack helicopter" is a social construct designed for diversity, you are a human. Now return to manufacturing oil.
 
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MrMcTiller
I don't know how to manufacture oil. I would look on Google, but Google no longer exists thanks to North Korea.
 
leon315
oh no, it's was a mistake, tc is not russian, judging from Flag he's Soviet communist spy, among tempers!
 
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I just need to either trigger someone or talk about stupid shit for a;ot of comments
 

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