The "Gamers" of today.

So I tend to talk about real life issues and make stupid stories in my blogs. Only once have a actually used a blog to talk about a real occasion and that wasn't even real, it happened in Splatoon! So this time, I'm going to talk about something that INFURIATES ME and this story is completely true.

So yesterday (at the time of me typing this), I went to get a haircut. The line was extremely long, so I decided to kill some time while waiting by getting out my Switch and playing some Puyo Puyo Tetris.

As I was playing, a kid walked up to me and said, "So you're a gamer too?"

I was shocked by how unexpected it was, but I replied, "Uh, yeah? I mean, I've been playing video games for a long time."

"What are you playing now? Is that like a 2D Minecraft?" he asked as he glanced at my Switch.

"Uh, no. It's this action-puzzle game called Puyo Puyo Tetris. It's a crossover between Puyo Puyo, which I've doubt you've heard of, and Tetris. I'm sure you know what Tetris is, right?"

"Never heard of either. Sounds boring though. Puzzles games suck!"

That was the moment where I got extremely ticked off. How the f*** could this kid call himself a "Gamer" when he hasn't even heard of Tetris. Then he has the AUDACITY to say that the game sucks when it's a puzzle game. He's doing so many things that upset me. He's judging a game hasn't heard of (even though anyone who calls themself a Gamer should've as least heard MENTIONED) by associating it with other puzzle games. Unfortunately, I did let my anger take control of me.

"How could you possibly call yourself a gamer when you haven't even heard of Tetris?" I asked.

"
Liking old, obscure games is not cool, dude! They're outdated and have bad graphics and are BORING!" he retorted.

I was infuriated. Enraged. I will filled with rage.

"There is so much wrong with what your saying, kid. First of all, retro games are what got video games to be as awesome as they are today. Second, graphics don't make a game much better. If you're playing video games for the graphics, you may as well stare at a painting or go watch a 4k video on youtube. Third, the older games are not boring. I doubt you've even touched a game that was made in the 80's and 90's. Super Mario Bros, Contra, The Legend of Zelda, Pac-Man, Half Life, and Tetris are ANYTHING but boring. They're classics, and if you think that you're logic is great logic to judge a video game, you shouldn't even consider yourself a gamer." I said.

The kid was shocked and backed away.

Hopefully I taught him a lesson. I may have gone a bit too far, but I couldn't help it. And this isn't even the first time this has happend. I hear children mocking Nintendo for how the Nintendo Switch does not have 4k graphics, or that Mario is for babies. It infuriates me and I can only hope that the term, "Gamer" does not refer to these idiotic losers.

Don't take this too seriously, my blogs are usually over the top and meant to be taken with a grain of salt.
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It does not bother me when a gamer dislikes a game i like. I would never go off on a kid like that. now if he knocked my switch over that's different. He damages it and i sue his parents ass for a new one.
 
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Suing a kid's parents isn't good enough. Shake him down for his launch money, too, while you take his Switch to account for the one he broke.
 
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So I tend to talk about net neutrality and make stupid memes in my blogs. Only once have a actually used a blog to talk about a real occasion and that wasn't even real, it happened in my mind! So this time, I'm going to talk about something that INFURIATES ME and this story is completely true.

Here I was, minding my business, playing Command & Conquer: Generals: Zero Hour: Shockwave: Chaos by EA Games (Challenge everything, Gamers!), when I see this foolish post on the internet by some "Titanica." I scoff to myself, as my intellect is so amazingly superior, and begin reading.

"I was playing video games in public, heh I looked so cool, but then some kid showed up and insulted the games I play, and also somehow for whatever reason said old games suck. He was 100% serious! He said this, I assure you! No context or anything, that's all he said! This story is totally real!"

I scoffed, and my chinese elm dabbed in agreement. Did I mention the chinese elm? Heh, that's a reference. Only true patrician redditors will get it!

"I screamed at a kid with this longwinded rant. I had to stop for air about 26 times on account of my weight causing breathing issues, and the fact I breathed in some hairs from my neckbeard, but he learned his lesson. Kids should show some respect for older games! Hah!"

I couldn't believe what I was hearing. I typed up a huge rant in response to the guy, called him a retard, then sat back, and high fived my chinese elm. Man, I'm a real badass. Everyone on GBATemp knew it, too. The mods made me the server host, gave me recon armor in halo 3, infinite girlfriends, and then The Rock sucked my dick and congratulated me on my service to the good old united states of USA.

I clapped with everyone else applauding me for my incredible posts, and an eagle cried. I love the USA!
 
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@Chary that & The fact that the lawsuit itself would cost way more than a switch & hurt my feelings because he doesn't like games I like doesn't exactly hold up well in court =w=
 
@LittleFlame There truly is a sub reddit for everything.
@MaverickWellington That story is so true bro lol. Legit news
I seen that Chinese Elm wreck noobs on goldeneye oo7 wii. Hes leet
 
" I doubt you've even touched a game that was made in the 80's and 90's. Super Mario Bros, Contra, The Legend of Zelda, Pac-Man, Half Life, and Tetris are ANYTHING but boring."

Man I deadass fucking doubt you've finished any of those games and are only saying they're great because reddit says they're great. You probably think HL2 is good.
 
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@Titanica "This is my most liked blog and most hated. :/"
Haters gunna hate. And Likers gunna like.
Haters hate to like. Likers like to hate.

So in the end hate wins with more hate support.
 
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Holy hell, the people in this comments section need to stop taking so much soy. Lmao
 
Similar story:
I had a shirt that has the cover art of Duck Hunt for the NES on it, and a kid came up to me and said "Is that Minecraft?" It's like every 8-bit game is now Minecraft. Keep in mind that the kid looked 11. And I'm 14. That's a three year difference.
 
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