The Weedle Protest

A couple days ago, I started a community protest. Going from shop to coffee shop, from websites to the park, I told people that obviously, Kakuna and Beedrill were never meant to be. Weedle was not meant to have any evolution, just itself, just the little caterpillar. The government created these two Pokemon to hide this fact. Join the rebellion now!



...by the way, I have two supporters on this. They are both my Discord followers.

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Yes he is. Looking up on bulbapedia, Kakuna and Beedrill are quite different from Weedle but logical evolutions.
 
AH-HA! That's where you're wrong, my friend. They seem perfectly logical... unless you put two and two together. Weedle is adorable. Kakuna and Beedrill are not. Seriously, anyone that goes anywhere CLOSE to a Beedrill nest usually dies from injuries. The two don't go together. So... GAMEFREAK is hiding that Weedle is not meant to have an evolution!


...sorry. I'm crazy.
 
Isn't the slowgo evolutions literally a cloyster biting it's tail? Where did the cloyster come from? Pocket monsters are weird, deal with it.
 
Slowpoke evolves into Slowbro when a Shellder bites the end of it's tail. This causes a chemical reaction that causes the Pokemon to evolve. There is a logical explanation for all Pokemon... except Weedle.
 
caterpillars turn into butterflies despite bot looking like each other. And have you ever read the Ender series?
 
@Futurdreamz yes I understand caterpillars turn into butterflies despite not looking like each other. That's why Caterpie's evolution makes sense. But a caterpillar turning into a hornet? That's incredibly cute? That makes no sense whatsoever.

@everyoneelse how dare you
 

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