Going To Russia and Japan In July

Stay off of the subways in Russia if you have anything valuable on you.

yah
be careful in Russia

Stay off japanese high schools

[quote name='Linkiboy' post='1996676' date='May 23 2009, 04:38 AM']Stay off of the subways in Russia if you have anything valuable on you.[/quote]
[quote name='ball2012003' post='1996680' date='May 23 2009, 04:41 AM']yah
be careful in Russia[/quote]
Your forgetting that the cold war is over guys....
But to be honest my cousin moved to Russia 14 years ago and he's never had a problem there.

I lived in Russia 8 years ago. Hooligans will try to mug you... even in Moscow.

Whoa, Damn now that scary.

Of course, this is at night and in creepy peopleless alleys. No one is gonna attack you in broad daylight.

At a Russian cafe, refer to the waiter as "Piz'duk". They'll usually hook you up with extra food/drink.

[quote name='jesuschristmonkeyballs' post='1998588' date='May 23 2009, 10:36 PM']At a Russian cafe, refer to the waiter as "Piz'duk". They'll usually hook you up with extra food/drink.[/quote]
lol, i'd like to translate that before i would use it

It's a term of affection for females.

i would like to know what "Piz'duk" means before i use it.

Didn't the phrase "i hurd joo lik mudkipz?" originate from russia?

[quote name='Linkiboy' post='1998128' date='May 24 2009, 09:21 AM']Of course, this is at night and in creepy peopleless alleys. No one is gonna attack you in broad daylight.[/quote]

You're practically asking someone to mug you mate

[quote name='triassic911' post='1998655' date='May 24 2009, 05:17 AM']Didn't the phrase "i hurd joo lik mudkipz?" originate from russia?[/quote]

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Read the text backwards.

[quote name='Vidboy10' post='1998797' date='May 23 2009, 08:15 PM'][quote name='triassic911' post='1998655' date='May 24 2009, 05:17 AM']Didn't the phrase "i hurd joo lik mudkipz?" originate from russia?[/quote]

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I see what you did there.

Hi there!/
I'm actually living in this Russia for almost 20 years, and if anyone need real advices about the real life on the street, feel free to ask me/
And for those who thinking that there is no more cold war and other stuff like that in nowadays Russia, - it's worse than that and you are deeply mistaken(absolutely no jokes), and I'm
recommend you to change time on your clocks for 50 years back if you are in Russia/
Just don't believe everything you hear and read about Russia, because our government dogs spending too much moneys to make this fake
impression for the worldwide community/

it's really dangerous life in Russia, an those western stereotypes from the past that had applied to describe russian lifestyle are partially truth/ - Alkashy, vodka, bears on the streets and KGB-comrades, - they are still alive, to anyone planning to move in our country I'm advice to be extremely careful, because it's not a typical civilized country, and yeah., certainly you can find bad or good people anywhere in the world, but real people here wish to say to you "пошёл нахуй"(Poshyol nahuj) rather than "You are welcome", even if they keep a smile on their faces in that moment, so that's how it is/

And about the word "Piz'duk" in russian it pronounced much like Piz'duke(ПИЗДЮ&#1050 and it means that person for whom it was addressed just a little bitc*h from vagina in comparison with others

finally, a newbie that actally helps. Im glad you told us about life in russia.

Have fun in Japan, always wanted to go. Buy loads of gashapon while you're there