Freaking Out Right Now

well, look on the bright side, if you are neutered, you never go bald, and don't get acne.

That's more like you' need to crack it on the right position. Happened to a friend of mine when he was younger. Anyways, just go to the doctor.

Holy shit man. I hope one of your balls isnt bigger than the other one, cause it so, you're seriously FUCKED.

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[quote name='War' post='2043224' date='Jun 10 2009, 11:50 PM']Holy shit man. I hope one of your balls isnt bigger than the other one, cause it so, you're seriously FUCKED.

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Fuck me sideways, please say thats not a sure sign.

At least you have both of your nuts. My friend got his testicles twisted and 1 had to be removed. I heard about it on the phone, passed the phone to my brother and then laughed my ass off. Horrible but hilarious.

At least you have both of your nuts. My friend got his testicles twisted and 1 had to be removed. I heard about it on the phone, passed the phone to my brother and then laughed my ass off. Horrible but hilarious.

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You laughed at your friend for having a ball removed? Man, I'd love you as a friend XD.

[quote name='supermodchips' post='2043387' date='Jun 11 2009, 02:12 AM']At least you have both of your nuts. My friend got his testicles twisted and 1 had to be removed. I heard about it on the phone, passed the phone to my brother and then laughed my ass off. Horrible but hilarious.[/quote]

Wow, thats awful. If I had a friend like that, I probably wouldn't be friends with him anymore.

[quote name='Trolly' post='2043399' date='Jun 11 2009, 02:15 AM']

At least you have both of your nuts. My friend got his testicles twisted and 1 had to be removed. I heard about it on the phone, passed the phone to my brother and then laughed my ass off. Horrible but hilarious.

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You laughed at your friend for having a ball removed? Man, I'd love you as a friend XD.
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We call him Twista now. XD
I wasn't the worse one though. My mate was over and he actually had the phone first and rolled of the bed laughing so hard.

There's a lump? If it's not cancer it's probably a cyst. Might have to have one of your balls removed. =(

[quote name='NeSchn' post='2043234' date='Jun 11 2009, 12:54 AM']Fuck me sideways, please say thats not a sure sign. [/quote]

Don't listen to the alarmism. A swelling is not a sure sign of cancer; you're not "seriously fucked" because a part of your body is swollen. It may be a twisted testicle or even testicular hernia, something that would explain the "bump" and intense pain when you bend. Go to a doctor, it's your best bet.

PS: Cristiano Ronaldo, the football player, has a groin hernia right now. Same symptons, but he's not "seriously fucked"...

stop jacking off?? lol jk

hope everything goes well

[quote name='Joey Ravn' post='2044508' date='Jun 11 2009, 01:34 PM'][quote name='NeSchn' post='2043234' date='Jun 11 2009, 12:54 AM']Fuck me sideways, please say thats not a sure sign. [/quote]

Don't listen to the alarmism. A swelling is not a sure sign of cancer; you're not "seriously fucked" because a part of your body is swollen. It may be a twisted testicle or even testicular hernia, something that would explain the "bump" and intense pain when you bend. Go to a doctor, it's your best bet.

PS: Cristiano Ronaldo, the football player, has a groin hernia right now. Same symptons, but he's not "seriously fucked"...
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There is no intense pain when I bend over, its just in my lower back at times to my left side and it stays there for like a half hour and then it goes away. I'm fine when I bend down though.

[quote name='jan777' post='2044514' date='Jun 11 2009, 01:40 PM']stop jacking off?? lol jk

hope everything goes well[/quote]

Lol, thanks.


Also, my mom got me a doctors appointment for tomorrow, so I will post a diagnosis tomorrow.

this is pretty stupid and no u cant get nut cancer by getting "tapped"

its probably a bruse

I hope you know I was kidding, NeSchn >__>;

[quote name='War' post='2045482' date='Jun 11 2009, 08:44 PM']I hope you know I was kidding, NeSchn >__>;[/quote]

Haha, no in fact I didn't XD.

But, I think I may have ruled out nut cancer, I think it might have something to do with the vain or something. Because you know on the left side of your nut there is a little cap or something that is connected to a vain. I felt my right nut and that one is fine, but I felt my left one and its all tender, sensitive, and has some bumps on it and still hurts. I think it maybe something with the vain, I hope its not something too bad.

you got tapped and a lump formed? i dont think it would really be cancer, i dont think being hit can act as a catalyst for cancer. but if it is sorry.

i am truly, truly amaized at how much medical facts the gaming communty knows

but anyway since everyone is talking about there balls
1. my two friends were both 10 and one said do you reckon it hurts to get hit in the balls so the other friend kicked him in the balls and he then needed stitches in his downstairs pants area OUCH

p.s if your ball is swollen then i suggest ice sounds retarded i know but my friend had the same problem and it helped

[quote name='Balrogs.Pain' post='2045947' date='Jun 12 2009, 01:50 AM']you got tapped and a lump formed? i dont think it would really be cancer, i dont think being hit can act as a catalyst for cancer. but if it is sorry.[/quote]


*sigh* I don't know how many times I have said this. The lump didn't form from him hitting my balls, I had a pain similar too it a few weeks ago, that just happened and I noticed a small bump, that was really noticable. 2 weeks ago, my friend hit me in the nuts and its hurt ever since, and now the lump that I found their before is bigger and hasn't stopped hurting
[quote name='jjc1992' post='2046025' date='Jun 12 2009, 02:28 AM']i am truly, truly amaized at how much medical facts the gaming communty knows

but anyway since everyone is talking about there balls
1. my two friends were both 10 and one said do you reckon it hurts to get hit in the balls so the other friend kicked him in the balls and he then needed stitches in his downstairs pants area OUCH

p.s if your ball is swollen then i suggest ice sounds retarded i know but my friend had the same problem and it helped[/quote]

Lol, Ice probably would help the pain a little bit now that you mentioned that.

So, how're your nuts now?

Great, now this topic will make all the guys here start touching their nuts often......