I'm Covered In Makeup!

No im not queer! Just figured i'd have a laugh with a few girl mates we're hanging out with!

If it werent for the cocaine and the alcohol, we'd not be like this!

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when im more sober ill post some pics, i've been made to look like some emo/80's hero!
 
Rah! Never thought it'd be so hard to get makeup off! PLus my head kills this afternoon
 
[quote name='jaxxster' post='2143474' date='Jul 25 2009, 08:33 AM']my head kills this afternoon[/quote]


Welcome to my world.
You'll get used to it.

Four words:
Hair of the dog
 
I'm one of the lucky 30% of world population with one or several hangover symptons immunity. In my case, all of them :D

Also, I'd hit it on you.
 
Haha thanks! This mascara stuff dont come of easily tho!

Hair of the dog would be great but i stayed up till 5am drinking whatever was left of the alcohol!
 
Tip: Use Vaseline to take off your makeup.

My ma always tells my sister that, then I relayed it to my two friends after Prom and they said it works.
 
[quote name='Canonbeat234' post='2142745' date='Jul 24 2009, 09:26 PM']:wtf: Why so serious?[/quote]
Exactly.
 

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