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My roommate borrowed my shorts (uniform of the school), I originally said no, but he had a physical test that day. I washed it and used it afterward, now my balls smells like his...

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[quote name='dinofan01' post='2808154' date='May 5 2010, 08:23 PM']
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Hopefully that wont last long? I dont know how to stay positive for this one... :P[/quote]
I hope he doesnt have herpes... I want to take a knife and castrate that kid.
 
... then if someone's gonna smell your balls and then your roommate's balls... he/she/it's gonna think that your balls have touched!!111one

by the way, how do you know what your roommate's balls smells like
 
[quote name='raulpica' post='2808161' date='May 5 2010, 08:24 PM']... then if someone's gonna smell your balls and then your roommate's balls... he/she/it's gonna think that your balls have touched!!111one

by the way, how do you know what your roommate's balls smells like[/quote]
Cuz, that's how bad it smells. You can stand two feet away from him and still smell it. I didn't know originally that it was his balls that smelled like that until I had the same thing after he used my shorts.
 
[quote name='raulpica' post='2808161' date='May 5 2010, 08:24 PM']... then if someone's gonna smell your balls and then your roommate's balls... he/she/it's gonna think that your balls have touched!!111one

by the way, how do you know what your roommate's balls smells like[/quote]
i was just going to ask the same thing!!! you can always wash them in the shower anyway :P
 
[quote name='raulpica' post='2808161' date='May 5 2010, 08:24 PM']by the way, how do you know what your roommate's balls smells like[/quote]

Yes, this. :unsure:
 
fungal infection?

might want to go see a doctor about it

and buy new shorts
 
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Yuck! :wtf:
I wouldn't lend anybody and clothes of mine.

Not even a hat.
What if they have lice?
 
[quote name='raulpica' post='2808178' date='May 5 2010, 08:27 PM']-snip-[/quote]

Wait so does this include burning your balls or the shorts?
 
[quote name='Golfman560' post='2808236' date='May 5 2010, 09:01 PM'][quote name='raulpica' post='2808178' date='May 5 2010, 08:27 PM']-snip-[/quote]

Wait so does this include burning your balls or the shorts?
[/quote]

... BOTH!!! :rofl2:
 
[quote name='Westside' post='2808148' date='May 5 2010, 08:20 PM']My roommate borrowed my shorts (uniform of the school), I originally said no, but he had a physical test that day. I washed it and used it afterward, now my balls smells like his...[/quote]

What ? Your balls smells like his ?? Did you smell his balls? Talking nonsense. :lol: :wacko:
 
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[quote name='RockmanForte' post='2808262' date='May 6 2010, 02:11 AM'][quote name='Westside' post='2808148' date='May 5 2010, 08:20 PM']My roommate borrowed my shorts (uniform of the school), I originally said no, but he had a physical test that day. I washed it and used it afterward, now my balls smells like his...[/quote]

What ? Your balls smells like his ?? Did you smell his balls? Talking nonsense.
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[quote name='Westside' post='2808170' date='May 6 2010, 01:26 AM']Cuz, that's how bad it smells. You can stand two feet away from him and still smell it. I didn't know originally that it was his balls that smelled like that until I had the same thing after he used my shorts.[/quote]
 
[quote name='RockmanForte' post='2808262' date='May 5 2010, 09:11 PM'][quote name='Westside' post='2808148' date='May 5 2010, 08:20 PM']My roommate borrowed my shorts (uniform of the school), I originally said no, but he had a physical test that day. I washed it and used it afterward, now my balls smells like his...[/quote]

What ? Your balls smells like his ?? Did you smell his balls? Talking nonsense.
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[quote name='Westside' post='2808170' date='May 5 2010, 08:26 PM'][quote name='raulpica' post='2808161' date='May 5 2010, 08:24 PM']... then if someone's gonna smell your balls and then your roommate's balls... he/she/it's gonna think that your balls have touched!!111one

by the way, how do you know what your roommate's balls smells like[/quote]
Cuz, that's how bad it smells. You can stand two feet away from him and still smell it. I didn't know originally that it was his balls that smelled like that until I had the same thing after he used my shorts.
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You obviously didn't read this post.
 
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[quote name='Westside' post='2808269' date='May 6 2010, 02:13 AM']~~snip~~[/quote]
too slow!
:ha:
 
Does he not wear underwear because I don't see how the smell could go through and set in so easily and I recommend carrying disinfect in your room that is locked up so he can't touch it because he doesn't sound like he's clean.
 
Better solution:

Chop off both your balls and his balls. Problem solved! Will make the world a better place.




JK. Can't you just take a shower or something? >.<
 
[quote name='tinymonkeyt' post='2808442' date='May 5 2010, 10:45 PM']Better solution:

Chop off both your balls and his balls. Problem solved! Will make the world a better place.




JK. Can't you just take a shower or something? >.<[/quote]
Well I take showers for about once to twice a day depending on my physical exercise that I get, but this guy does not take one until I tell him to and it's really pissing me off... He is a dirty French bastard BTW... I did get some anti-fungal soap off of wal-mart though.
 

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