2 A.M. and guess what?

It's Peanut Butter Jelly Time... No seriously. I had the weirdest hankering for a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, and it's 2 A.M... So I get my lazy ass off the computer, only to discover that we had no traditional sliced bread. Then I see a loaf of Italian sub bread... Sweet! $.50, 12 incher here I come!! I first warmed my bread in the Toaster Oven, which we proudly call "crusty". Then when it came out of the oven, I smothered both sides of the bread with Peanut Butter, then I slathered globs of jelly in the middle. On my first bite, the peanut butter immediately makes my mouth quiver. Then after several more bites it became hard to chew, so I put it down and gargled some milk. OM NOM NOM NOM NOM!! After I got finished, I licked the plate clean of any delectable drippings.

TL:DR version:

1. 2 A.M. munchies
2. Bread + PB+ Jelly
3. ????
4. Profit!!

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[quote name='wabsta' post='2987518' date='Jul 17 2010, 01:25 AM']I never understood why you silly americans like that..[/quote]
Eh? I am sure you "silly" Europeans have a few things we "Awesome" Americans don't get. Honestly have you even TRIED a warm PB&J before?

Also I take offense to the "silly Americans" comment.
 
[quote name='Sterl500' post='2987523' date='Jul 17 2010, 09:28 AM'][quote name='wabsta' post='2987518' date='Jul 17 2010, 01:25 AM']I never understood why you silly americans like that..[/quote]
Eh? I am sure you "silly" Europeans have a few things we "Awesome" Americans don't get. Honestly have you even TRIED a warm PB&J before?

Also I take offense to the "silly Americans" comment.
[/quote]
Oh I'm sorry mister serious.
Anyway, no, I haven't.
I tried a cold one tho, and I seriously didn't like that.
But the fact I don't like Peanut Butter at all, isn't really helping.
 
wabsta you have a serious problem of sharing us YOUR problems. we dont care if you hate PB and J. stop trolling other people's blogs, you just said that blogs were already QQTemp in ifish's blog and yet you post and browse here. FAIL
 
[quote name='Infinite Zero' post='2987547' date='Jul 17 2010, 09:50 AM']wabsta you have a serious problem of sharing us YOUR problems. we dont care if you hate them. stop trolling other people's blogs, you just said that blogs were already QQTemp and yet you post here. FAIL[/quote]
I don't have any problems?
I was just having a discussion about peanut butter jelly.

All I did was posting "silly americans" (WHICH WAS JUST A JOKE BTW IN CASE YOU DIDNT GET IT, OTHERWISE I WOULD HAVE SAID SOMETHING LIKE "FUCKING AMERICUNTS"). And now I have a serious problem of sharing you my problems?

"FAIL"
 
FUCKING AMERICUNTS is actually more distinguishable as satire than silly americans.
 
Guys, let's hold hands and shut the fuck up. No one cares where you are from, actually, people who are pathetic do. They make stupid insults and people complain. What's the point.

A PBJ is a pretty good midnight snack. I love it with toasted bread.
 
[quote name='Lolcat' post='2987565' date='Jul 17 2010, 02:10 AM']Ah you got me craving one.

*runs to grab ingredients*[/quote]
xD

@ Wabasta: I knew it was a joke, but you have to be careful where you say these things, and who you say them to. Someone who has a chip on his shoulder might have taken more offense, and it might have meant something more to someone else. You have been kind of taking a couple dumps of the blog sections lately, and that is part of the reason I created a midnight snack blog... Because the blogs need to lighten up. ;) So please don't de-rail my munchies blog. Okay thanks bye.
 
sorry had to just mad me think about this
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[quote name='Sterl500' post='2987574' date='Jul 17 2010, 04:19 AM'][quote name='Lolcat' post='2987565' date='Jul 17 2010, 02:10 AM']Ah you got me craving one.

*runs to grab ingredients*[/quote]
xD

@ Wabasta: I knew it was a joke, but you have to be careful where you say these things, and who you say them to. Someone who has a chip on his shoulder might have taken more offense, and it might have meant something more to someone else. You have been kind of taking a couple dumps of the blog sections lately, and that is part of the reason I created a midnight snack blog... Because the blogs need to lighten up. ;) So please don't de-rail my munchies blog. Okay thanks bye.
[/quote]

(in a hillbilly voice) yer befour i drive over ther to mexitaly in my ATV n kick urrr azz America rules donkey ballz (in a hillbilly voice)
 
[quote name='blitzer320' post='2987579' date='Jul 17 2010, 02:24 AM']sorry had to just mad me think about this
*snip[/quote]
Yeaaaaa.... No. I am not a big family guy fan. Though that is sort of the impression I was going for.
 
[quote name='30084pm' post='2987707' date='Jul 17 2010, 03:42 AM']Is jelly the same as jam? I forget... :huh:[/quote]
yep




WARNING: MORNING AFTER SIDE EFFECTS
If you eat at 2:30AM and then go to sleep at 3:30AM then you will wake up hungry.
:(
 
[quote name='30084pm' post='2987707' date='Jul 17 2010, 06:42 AM']Is jelly the same as jam? I forget... :huh:[/quote]
No.

Jelly has more sugar and a more gelatin-like consistency, while jam has less sugar and is more easily spreadable.
Then you have fruit preserves, which are simply gelled fruit purees.


Yes, I watch the Food Network.
 
[quote name='TyrianCubed' post='2988035' date='Jul 17 2010, 08:48 AM']nutella[/quote]
Maybe this is what I'll never understand. :unsure:
 
[quote name='Sterl500' post='2987516' date='Jul 17 2010, 08:22 AM']Sweet! $.50, 12 incher here I come!![/quote]

Story of your life eh?
 

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