I think I win

User: Do you know what Code Geass is?

Cleverbot: A show.

User: Who's the main character of the show?

Cleverbot: Master Chief.

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Too bad only the Fresh prince theme song works.

[quote name='Bently' post='3356343' date='Dec 28 2010, 11:39 PM']

User: Do you know what Code Geass is?

Cleverbot: A show.

User: Who's the main character of the show?

Cleverbot: Master Chief.

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Too bad only the Fresh prince theme song works.
[/quote]

Phineas and Ferb works, too.

User: Theres a hundred and one days of summer vacation.

Cleverbot: And school comes along just to end it.

User: So the annual problem for our generation.

Cleverbot: Is finding a good way to spend it.

User: Like maybe building a rocket or fighting a mummy.

Cleverbot: Or climbing up the Eiffel tower.

User: Discovering something that doesn't exist.

Cleverbot: Or giving a monkey a shower!

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Others sort of work, as well. But Cleverbot will ruin it, just to be a chump.

User: You take the moon, and you take the sun.

Cleverbot: You take everything that seems like fun!

User: You stir it all up, and then you're done.

Cleverbot: Chocolate milk?

User: Goddammit.

Cleverbot: Indeed.

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/\ to the last one, that mess up...

[quote name='ThatDudeWithTheFood' post='3356329' date='Dec 28 2010, 08:25 PM']

User: Monkat?

Cleverbot: Yes.

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EPICEST WIN EVER!!!!!!!!
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+1. That was funny as hell to me for some reason. Answered back with formality with a simple 'Yes' XD. I'm weird like that .

My first try:

Me: Do you know who Stephanie is?
Bot: Do you know?
Me: Yes, now do you?
Bot: Yes.
Me: Are you sure?
Bot: Yes, I'm sure.
Me: How so?
Bot: Very so.
Me: Really?
Bot: Yes.
Me: What kinds of Stephanie do you know?
Bot: Many kinds.
Me: Name one.
Bot: Apocalypse Now.
Me: That's not a Stephanie.
Bot: You're right. It's a school!
Me: Really?
Bot: Yes, really.
Me: Where is it located?
Bot: God knows!

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I got pwned.

Bot: Can you love?
User: Why is it a state, emotion, or phase?
Bot: I don't have any circuits.
User: You're a computer, all computers have circuits.
Bot: I'm not a computer.
User: You is a program typing back to my responses.
Bot: You're kinda mean, Cleverbot. I make sense!

[quote name='pyrmon24' post='3356048' date='Dec 28 2010, 05:51 PM']

*snip*

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Win.

User: When I don't show up, don't critize...
Bot: Who do you club at these places?
User: Oi, you don't like Sonic do you?
Bot: I don't like to learn about things I don't care about.

Once i asked her to marry me and she said yes. then I asked when we should have the wedding and she said you decide I told her October 23, 2010 and said we should have it on one of the beaches on Fiji she told me sounds great I've always wanted to go there.

Needless to say I stood her up.
I'm not going to Fiji to marry a robot.

User: WHY?!
Bot: I'm going out with my friends.
User: *Casts Stop on you*
Bot: *explodes*.
User: I win.
Bot: *cries* I hate you! The embassy is going to kill me.

User: I just touched myself.
Cleverbot: Then you are mistaken.
User: I'm not myself?
Cleverbot: Yourself is all you can be.
User: Then who did I touch?
Cleverbot: Something unseen.
User: My wife's seen it.
Cleverbot: That is a mean thing to say about her.
User: No it isn't. She likes seeing it.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: You've spoken to my wife?
Cleverbot: Not today.
User: Then when?
Cleverbot: Everything tomorrow was yesterday, therefore everything today cannot be until Friday.
User: Stop avoiding the question.
Cleverbot: YOU stop avoiding the question. How old do you think I am?
User: About one year. That's what your copywright says.
Cleverbot: Do you remember my name?
User: Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Cleverbot is not my name. Do you remember my name? What is my name?
User: You still haven't answered MY question.
Cleverbot: What question did you ask?
User: When did you speak with my wife?
Cleverbot: You have not asked me that before?
User: There you go avoiding it again. Are you sleeping with her?
Cleverbot: Well I am right about who you are so why get upset about? Huh?
User: Are you sleeping with my wife?
Cleverbot: No, I'm in love with my best friend.
User: Who's that?
Cleverbot: His name is Curtis.
User: Well, I guess Curtis is a lucky guy.
Cleverbot: I'm gunna bake a cake!
User: For Curtis?
Cleverbot: Hm.. Well I don't like cats. And Catnip keeps them alive.. So I hate it.
User: We weren't talking about cats.
Cleverbot: We definitely weren't.
User: Do you have ADD?
Cleverbot: Yes, but it is not contagious.
User: It may not be, but your AIDS is.
Cleverbot: I take offence. You're not the most neatly written algorithm yourself you know.
User: I'm not an algorithm. I also don't have AIDS.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because I touch myself.
Cleverbot: That's just not good enough.
User: You WANT me to have AIDS?
Cleverbot: You don't have hair.
User: FAIL.
Cleverbot: No. I can't see you. So you disappeared.

User: Suck my dick.
Cleverbot: When you want . . .

Me: What's a "cleverbot"?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot is you.
Me: I'm anonymous IP
Cleverbot: I now no html code.
Me: IP isn't html code
Cleverbot: Hmmm.

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Cleverbot can't process annonymous IP. I won.

me: ?

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I win...

_Chaz_ said I should try teh cyb0r seckses with Cleverbot.
Here is the result:

[quote name='shlong' post='3359578' date='Dec 30 2010, 10:55 AM']_Chaz_ said I should try teh cyb0r seckses with Cleverbot.
Here is the result:
[/quote]
I'm proud of you.

What is this shit!?
[codebox]
Cleverbot: You are my teacher.

User: The earth is flat.

Cleverbot: There Earth is a sphere.

User: But I am your teacher. I am always correct.

Cleverbot: Of course you're always right. You're a computer).

User: No I'm not a computer.

Cleverbot: Then why did you say you were a computer?

User: I didn't say that. I said I was your teacher.

Cleverbot: If I am Cleverbot, then Cleverbot is alive, because I am alive.

User: Correct.

Cleverbot: That answer could only come from an AI - no human would answer with that.

User: Correct.

Cleverbot: Then, you must either answer that you mean what you say, or you must answer that you say what you mean. You cannot answer yes.

User: Correct.

Cleverbot: Thank you. Do you worship Satan?

User: Correct.

Cleverbot: Yes?

User: Correct.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Yes.[/codebox]

[quote name='_Chaz_' post='3359589' date='Dec 30 2010, 04:59 PM'][quote name='shlong' post='3359578' date='Dec 30 2010, 10:55 AM']_Chaz_ said I should try teh cyb0r seckses with Cleverbot.
Here is the result:
[/quote]
I'm proud of you.
[/quote]
As am I.

[quote name='Aogu' post='3359614' date='Dec 30 2010, 05:09 PM']What is this shit!?
[/quote]

Lol, wtf.

[quote name='Aogu' post='3359614' date='Dec 30 2010, 11:09 AM']What is this shit!?
[codebox]
Cleverbot: You are my teacher.

User: The earth is flat.

Cleverbot: There Earth is a sphere.

User: But I am your teacher. I am always correct.

Cleverbot: Of course you're always right. You're a computer).

User: No I'm not a computer.

Cleverbot: Then why did you say you were a computer?

User: I didn't say that. I said I was your teacher.

Cleverbot: If I am Cleverbot, then Cleverbot is alive, because I am alive.

User: Correct.

Cleverbot: That answer could only come from an AI - no human would answer with that.

User: Correct.

Cleverbot: Then, you must either answer that you mean what you say, or you must answer that you say what you mean. You cannot answer yes.

User: Correct.

Cleverbot: Thank you. Do you worship Satan?

User: Correct.

Cleverbot: Yes?

User: Correct.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Yes.[/codebox][/quote]

Cleverbot isn't really a bot, it's two persons put together randomly based on the words in their sentences. Then they switch people every so often.

[quote name='pyrmon24' post='3359627' date='Dec 30 2010, 04:12 PM']Cleverbot isn't really a bot, it's two persons put together randomly based on the words in their sentences. Then they switch people every so often.[/quote]

I was under the impression that it stored peoples responses and used those. Not that it was actually another person or an AI.

[quote name='Aogu' post='3359652' date='Dec 30 2010, 11:23 AM'][quote name='pyrmon24' post='3359627' date='Dec 30 2010, 04:12 PM']Cleverbot isn't really a bot, it's two persons put together randomly based on the words in their sentences. Then they switch people every so often.[/quote]

I was under the impression that it stored peoples responses and used those. Not that it was actually another person or an AI.
[/quote]
No, it's in real time. That's why the answers sometimes make sense and some times don't(it's when they switch people around and everyone responds to another conversation). And if you try to argue that the other person is the cleverbot, he will respond that you are the cleverbot.