My Resignation

Many of you have come to worship me as your king, Monkat the Super Awesome and Sexy Monkey King, as you like to call me. I have accepted my position until now, but bureaucracy is not my strong suit. My office has become a mess, and you all have grown complacent. You complain that I am to be held responsible for a fire I had nothing to do with while many die in the streets.

Do you not remember living in the holes that I have saved you from!?

That being said, I hereby resign as your king. No longer am I Monkat the Super Awesome and Sexy Monkey King, a title that I have since outgrown. I am reverting to something much simpler: Monkat the Super Awesome and Sexy Nomad.

I am leaving no heir. You god-forsaken beasts must learn to fend for yourselves, find your own strength. I have faith.

Anyway, I got Tatsunoko vs. Capcom today. Poppin' that in.

ALSO! I've decided how I'm going to give gifts away from the podcast.

Send in mail, and I'll read the best questions on the podcast. Among those, I'll sometimes throw the names in a hat and pull one or two out. They will win a prize. Contributions are win!

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[quote name='ineap09' post='3403832' date='Jan 19 2011, 09:04 PM']'Tis a sad day for us all. :cry:[/quote]
It is OK, my child.
 
I'm a better bureaucrat than you.

Anyway, does that mean I can stop being a slave and go live my life?
 
[quote name='iFish' post='3403862' date='Jan 19 2011, 09:13 PM']I'm a better bureaucrat than you.

Anyway, does that mean I can stop being a slave and go live my life?[/quote]
No.

Nice sig by the way.
 
Finally.
Also, now that I tolerate youI might start listening to your podcast only for the gifts.
I'm such an opportunist
 
[quote name='Twiffles' post='3403874' date='Jan 19 2011, 09:18 PM']Now I need to think of a question to send in, man.[/quote]
Haha, I'll enter you in the first one just cuz of your awesome art.

Contributing to the podcast gets an entry, is what I'm getting at.
 
[quote name='iFish' post='3403862' date='Jan 19 2011, 08:13 PM']I'm a better bureaucrat than you.

Anyway, does that mean I can stop being a slave and go live my life?[/quote]

Just because there's a seat of power open doesn't mean you can go stretching the truth without consequences, my dear friend!

Anyway, though Monkat is no longer officially our king, he will continue to be the divine wonder in our hearts, the guidance in our lives, the jelly to our donut. He'll simply be doing it as a rugged, noble nomad, which is all the more commendable!
 
[quote name='TwinRetro' post='3403880' date='Jan 19 2011, 09:21 PM']So the day has come. Rydian has usurped your throne. I understand your denial, but it isn't necessary.[/quote]
No.

[quote name='geoflcl' post='3403881' date='Jan 19 2011, 09:21 PM'][quote name='iFish' post='3403862' date='Jan 19 2011, 08:13 PM']I'm a better bureaucrat than you.

Anyway, does that mean I can stop being a slave and go live my life?[/quote]

Just because there's a seat of power open doesn't mean you can go stretching the truth without consequences, my dear friend!

Anyway, though Monkat is no longer officially our king, he will continue to be the divine wonder in our hearts, the guidance in our lives, the jelly to our donut. He'll simply be doing it as a rugged, noble nomad, which is all the more commendable!
[/quote]
Hehe, Geo is right iFish. Lying is not acceptable under my rule or not.

And I couldn't have said the second part better myself.

[quote name='Raika' post='3403886' date='Jan 19 2011, 09:23 PM']Does that mean the monkateers is disbanded? No more free ramen? D:[/quote]

Not by a long shot! The monkateers is a separate organization, and will always exist behind the shadows, saving the world without its knowledge....with free ramen.


[quote name='ShadowSoldier' post='3403895' date='Jan 19 2011, 09:26 PM']I'd rather not have some of your body hair as a prize thanks.[/quote]

:unsure: really?
 
[quote name='SmokeFox' post='3403913' date='Jan 19 2011, 09:38 PM']LOL[/quote]
whywouldyoudothat_2.jpg
 
Hmmmm, Good Riddance! *Kicks the crown and throws out the royal chair* You know how many 'Sexy' parties you had and all that stupid 'Monkey Paste' you have plaster'd EVERYWHERE?! Gawd, it STINKS in here. *Walks away*
 

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