astrangeone reviews: The McRib

I was hunting the McRib for many a moon, when I spotted a sign that proclaimed the McRib was back! My first taste of the sandwich came when I was around 8 years old, and it tasted like heaven to me. The tangy sauce, the onions, and that soft soft soft soft bun. It was amazing. I've been trying to track down the McRib with no success for years - it's literally been 19 years since I've seen the sandwich. (It was out again with that really stupid Flintstones movie - if I remember it correctly.)

Fast forward to July 2011. I was out shopping at Dufferin Mall, and the EBgames was near the food court. I haven't had lunch yet, and it was a toss up between a cheap medium pizza or a McRib. I made my decision - I would conquer the McRib again!

The sandwich is surprisingly light for it's size. The sandwich comes in a paper clamshell with a inner sleeve of wax/parchment paper. It's about seven inches in length and not too big. Peeling off the top of the bread, I notice pickles (cut crosswise, not length-wise), raw white onions, and a ton of sauce on the pork patty. Slapping the bun back on, I take my first bite in nineteen years.

It's entirely too sweet. The sauce is one note, and almost overpowering. The onions aren't doing much to fix that problem - but slipping out of their confinement chambers. The bun itself is pretty good - tastes like the white bread of yesterday, but doesn't contribute anything but the texture! The patty itself has a very fine and even texture, but all in all, the mouthfeel is like biting into the foamcore of a pillow.

I would rate this sandwich: 2/10. It is something best left to memories...wasn't the sauce a bit smokey in the original version??? Hmmm...maybe Mickey D's to tweak this with a chipotle version and add more onions and more pickles to the experience. And also, Mickey D's - please for the love of Pete, don't bring back the Arch Deluxe. I don't want you to ruin that memory for me too.

Also: videogame awesomeness - the employee that served me had the Hylrueian eagle and triforce tattooed on her right wrist. Awesome!

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McDonald's isn't real food. You should try to cut it out of your diet and replace it with something home-cooked. I know that purchasing ingredients can be expensive (I paid $26 for the ingredients to make a bento recently), but the over all health benefits are really worth it.
 
I eat mostly at home. McDonald's is a treat - usually a drunken one, but whatever. I usually don't do fast food, but I loved me the McRib...:)
 
The McRib has actually been available many times in the states since it was first introduced (farewell tours, lol). It tastes the same every time to me -- barbeque sauce is too strong but overall it's pretty good.
 
[quote name='NiGHtS' post='3764421' date='Jul 9 2011, 12:11 AM']Reminds me of the 'Ribwich' from Simpsons[/quote]
"You guys are way off. Think smaller, and many more legs".
 
[quote name='NiGHtS' post='3764421' date='Jul 9 2011, 01:11 AM']Reminds me of the 'Ribwich' from Simpsons[/quote]


yup, the McRib was where they got that from


i love McRibs, id eat them everyday if i can
 
I remember when I was young I used to LOVE the McRib. I am in the same boat as you...

I tried it again two years ago and almost wanted to cry. It was horrible. T_T Not in any way a sandwich I want to eat again.

There are MANY better "fake meat patty" alternatives, and they are mostly cheaper. I can make a superior "McRib" at home for less than 2 bucks.
 
Fast food when it's finished tastes good; it's edible, who cares if it's made from the leftovers? I don't, certainly.
 
My McRib experience has been less than satisfactory. Damn workers forgot to put the BBQ sauce on it. It tasted so bland. Why can't they get it right :angry:
Hopefully I'll get the opportunity to try another one so I can make an unbiased review on it.
 
this reminds me of my mcdonalds fish fillet experience. it was sooo good when i was young. havent had it in years until like a year ago and it is DISGUSTING. surely they changed? it can't be this bad! =[ . the buns are soggy, the sauce is nasty. its just not good.....did my tastes buds change or did mcdonalds change.

still mcdonalds gets a lot of crap from people and i still like the place lol. it has alot of bad, disgusting food but i sill find things i like, like the fries, double cheeseburger, and the BIG MAC!!! =D


anways. i never had a mcrib before . i always wanted to try. i heard alot of people hate it but i want to be one of those who say that its sooo damn good and that they would travel long miles just to get a bite
 

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