Fuck this spyware shits.

WAAAAAAARRRRGHHHHH

My computer is hit by a wave of spyware and shit and stuff.

i tried everythin, AVG, Spyware S&D, malwarebytes, even manually deleting registry keys that came up on scans.

fuck fuck fuck

can anyone tell me what to do? i mean, the best thing (before a reformat) that will wipe everything out?

shit, I've handled viruses and stuff back then, but this one's so fucking persistent.

sometimes, results from google redirects me to "k directory" and other motherfucking sites.

and when the computer starts up there is an error "error loading "sfqmp.dll""

but trying to search for that dll brings nothing.

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUU----

I normally wouldnt ask about advice for these kinds of stuff but, i dont know what to do anymore. shit.
guys please advice me.

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[quote name='Gore' post='2995366' date='Jul 21 2010, 09:55 AM']http://www.malwarebytes.org/
i'd just reinstall windows though[/quote]

Already did that.

i can't reinstall. i dont know how. >.< and Im scared ill fuck up my computer more. (as if it wasnt already)
 
[quote name='raulpica' post='2995371' date='Jul 21 2010, 09:58 AM']ComboFix ftw.[/quote]


shit forgot about that. ill give it a whirl.
Cya guys later.
 
[quote name='jan777' post='2995368' date='Jul 21 2010, 02:57 AM']i can't reinstall. i dont know how. >.< and Im scared ill fuck up my computer more. (as if it wasnt already)[/quote]

If you have the original install discs you can just pop them in and they should load automatically. Otherwise just change the boot order so the disc drive boots first.

Most of my viruses have been "scareware" fake anti-virus crap that were easy to get rid of manually, so I can't help you there.
 
[quote name='jan777' post='2995372' date='Jul 21 2010, 02:59 AM'][quote name='raulpica' post='2995371' date='Jul 21 2010, 09:58 AM']ComboFix ftw.[/quote]


shit forgot about that. ill give it a whirl.
Cya guys later.
[/quote]
If that doesn't work, try SUPERAntiSpyware. It saved my computer from a clean install of Windows.
 
I would get the Ultimate Boot CD and run several off-line scans with the CD. Ideally you should create the UBCD on a known good computer first.
 
reinstalling windows is piss easy iv done it about 20 times now for friends and me alike :P either use a windows install disc (make one if you haven't got one) during the txt installation you can format the hard drive :) wipe it clean then just follow the instructions and use the windows key on your machine :)

EDIT: ^LOL at above comment !
 
Heres a few rescue CD's.

Not sure if they will help, but please burn them from a clean un-infected machine.

Bitdefender Rescue CD
http://download.bitdefender.com/rescue_cd/...r-Rescue-CD.iso

Kapersky Rescue CD
http://devbuilds.kaspersky-labs.com/devbui...rescue_2008.iso

Avira Rescue CD
http://dl.antivir.de/down/vdf/rescuecd/rescuecd.iso

F-Secure Rescue CD
http://www.f-secure.com/linux-weblog/files...elease-3.00.zip

AVG Rescue CD
http://www.avg.com/us-en/avg-rescue-cd

Ultimate Boot CD For Windows (UBCD4Win)
http://download.cnet.com/UBCD4Win/3000-208...&tag=button

Again, the only one I can vouch for is the AVG one. I used it to de-infect my Grandmas computer from at least 24 viruses. The gui ain't too pretty though. Alot like an old Dos/Windows 3.1/Win95/98 setup disk. Does it's job well.

The last one and I imagine most of them are Linux Based.
 
A bit off topic but....
If viruses come from porn, how do old people get so many viruses? That's right gramgrams, we know.
 
[quote name='chao1212' post='2995444' date='Jul 20 2010, 07:43 PM']A bit off topic but....
If viruses come from porn, how do old people get so many viruses?[/quote]
because they keep winning free xbox es and ps3 s.
 
okay, Im on my psp.

combofix finished.
i think its a job well done, after the reboot, there wasnt a "sfpmp.dll" error anymore.

but i have yet to try if google still redirects to shit sites.

can i turn on AVG now?


also: nope, the porn sure wasnt worth it. this is like eSTD.
 
[quote name='jan777' post='2995489' date='Jul 20 2010, 09:23 PM']okay, Im on my psp.

combofix finished.
i think its a job well done, after the reboot, there wasnt a "sfpmp.dll" error anymore.

but i have yet to try if google still redirects to shit sites.

can i turn on AVG now?


also: nope, the porn sure wasnt worth it. this is like eSTD.[/quote]
Usually, rebooting into Safe Mode and using Malwarebytes' Anti-Malware fixes it all. However, an Avast Antivirus boot-time scan also catches some things MBAM doesn't get. Safe Mode + MBAM actually got rid of 219 viruses on one of my clients' computers.

My recommendation: do NOT use AVG. AVG has let me down so many times it's not even funny. I either use a registered version of MBAM (its live protection is amazing, haven't had a single virus in over a year) or Avast Antivirus (not as powerful, might let some minor adware through but still a good protection).
 
okay Im on firefox now cause this is the one that has the AVG plugin.

Im also thinking of changing to avast.

also, THANKS GUYS!! <33333

To the system restore advice, it doesnt work with my pc. i dunno why.

To the boot cd's i think ill keep it as a last resort. (after combofix i mean)

but today, Combofix saved my ass.

so far so good on the google redirects.

AAAAARGH SHIT.

just as i was typing this, k directory popped up. THIS IS BS!!!

hmm. okay, i "registered" MBAM. should i delete AVG now?

gosh, i think im good. with the regitered MBAM.

THANKS AGAIN GUYS!!!
 
[quote name='jan777' post='2995499' date='Jul 20 2010, 09:37 PM']okay Im on firefox now cause this is the one that has the AVG plugin.

Im also thinking of changing to avast.

also, THANKS GUYS!! <33333

To the system restore advice, it doesnt work with my pc. i dunno why.

To the boot cd's i think ill keep it as a last resort. (after combofix i mean)

but today, Combofix saved my ass.

so far so good on the google redirects.

AAAAARGH SHIT.

just as i was typing this, k directory popped up. THIS IS BS!!!

hmm. okay, i "registered" MBAM. should i delete AVG now?

gosh, i think im good. with the regitered MBAM.

THANKS AGAIN GUYS!!![/quote]

If you have MBAM doing active protection, you should definitely delete AVG. You should NEVER have more than one antivirus performing active protection on your computer at a time. It can conflict and cause problems. If you have another on there for only periodic scanning (my little brother has Avast for protection and MBAM for scanning), that's fine, but only have one antivirus for protection.
 
its deleted now, but the windows thingy tells me i have no AV installed. MBAM now blocks potential webstes, i should be good now, eh?
 

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