The 15 Most Sexually Unappealing Porn Titles

http://www.cracked.com/article_15830_15-mo...orn-titles.html

Dont worry no nudity !

Best article ever if you just wanna see the 15 look below

15-Crack Whores of The Tenderloin
14-ATM Machines
13-Girth, Wind and Fire
12-Anal Chiropractor
11-Blowing Up Asses
10-Don't Tell Mommy
09-Faces with Braces
08-Edward Penishands
07-Interview With an Enema
06-Mouthful of Ass
05-Dude, Where's My Cunt?
04-Big Omar's British Adventure - London Cunt Hunt
03-30 Days in the Hole
02-There's A Black Man In My Wife's Ass
01-Dirt Pipe Milkshakes


Im soo going to order Edward Penishands lol i just can't believe how horriable these titles are.

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Shinji
I'm fond of "Somebodys daughter" being an unappealing porn title... >_>

and just so you know, some California talk radio show, Frosty Heidi and Frank, talked about that one...cause I dont watch porn....
 
T
Damn. Digg and Reddit are already libraries of reposted Cracked.com articles. Now GBATemp is also?
 
Shinji
"GBAtemp Forum > Other Discussions > Blog Articles"

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dakeyras
[quote name='BoneMonkey' date='Jan 22 2008, 02:48 AM']05-Dude, Where's My Cunt?
01-Dirt Pipe Milkshakes[/quote]

Of these, it's not the title that is disturbing but the content it implies.
 
xcalibur
Cracked is a brilliant site with loads of great articles every day.
Some of them are bit meh since Cracked decided to buy up anyone who thinks they've got talent in writing (including David Wong from pointlesswasteoftime.com) but they still produce the occasional gem.
 
wabo
Here's a good one, even the tagline is great:

"White Chick Licking Black Crack"

They come looking for some fast money
They leave looking for a breath mint!
 
G
i lol'd at this pointless thread and the fact that bonemonkey is banned
 

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