Vandalism? In My town?

Tonight I'm sitting at Budrow66's house, where I visit often and feel quite safe.
Perhaps not safe enough to leave my car doors unlocked,
but otherwise, I don't worry about being in this neighborhood.

A little while ago I woke up from a nap on his couch, and came here to his office,
immediately noticing the horrible act of vandalism.

Budrow's desktop background is usually set to some image of death, gloom, or doom.
(He's a really cheerful dood.)
But tonight it had been changed.
I can only assume he did this to let me know about the heinous crime committed against me.
Tonight his background was this:



100_0625.jpg

Pay no attention to the timestamp. It never got set correctly.

That's right.
Somebody broke in here, and pasted a hate message on my NDS.

Nobody knows just how the criminals got past my best friends to commit their act.

Perhaps it was a ninja.
*keeps an eye on Densetsu *
:ph34r:

Whoever it was, they were obviously quite skilled, rather bold,
and they've deeply hurt my heart with their razor-sharp commentary.

I may need psychological counseling.

*Borrows a teddy bear to clutch in his sleep*

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[quote name='Vulpes Abnocto' post='1652062' date='Dec 21 2008, 11:35 PM']Santa took me off his list years ago.

...But I am on Mrs. Claus' naughty list.

It's more fun there.[/quote]
Santa is mad that your on her naughty list...

for safety procedures sleep with a knife tonight.
 
[quote name='JPH' post='1652064' date='Dec 22 2008, 02:37 AM']STRAP ON SOME BOOTS AND GO KICK SOME ASS.[/quote]

*LMMFAO*

The sheriff ain't been out here in many moons.
Nothing but the crickets and the scream of the loons
 
[quote name='Banger' post='1652082' date='Dec 22 2008, 02:51 AM']Obviously it was some female who did it.[/quote]


You think so?

:creep: Mmmmmmm, female ninja.
 
I'd like to think I'd remember writing that.

I did the Vulpes part....and the horrible excuse for an Umbrella Corporation emblem....
the "SuX" is the portion in question.
 
[quote name='Vulpes Abnocto' post='1652090' date='Dec 22 2008, 09:59 AM'][quote name='Banger' post='1652082' date='Dec 22 2008, 02:51 AM']Obviously it was some female who did it.[/quote]


You think so?

:creep: Mmmmmmm, female ninja.
[/quote]

That's what the zombies want you to think...
 
[quote name='Zamo' post='1652154' date='Dec 22 2008, 03:59 AM']That's what the zombies want you to think...[/quote]

:creep: Mmmmmm.
Female zombies.



[quote name='Galacta' post='1652211' date='Dec 22 2008, 04:33 AM']The Cthulhu is jealous![/quote]

Couldn't be! My best friends would never do something like THAT!

:glare:
 
[quote name='Vulpes Abnocto' post='1652128' date='Dec 22 2008, 08:38 AM']I'd like to think I'd remember writing that.

I did the Vulpes part....and the horrible excuse for an Umbrella Corporation emblem....
the "SuX" is the portion in question.[/quote]

i think is all written in code (like daVinci code) :ninja:
he want you to decode it!! okey lets try it now ...."SuX" turn it around ....is....................
... start the decoding process.............

.......... insert jessica alba's naked pictures.....

...didnt know she had a scar in her lower part of the body...mhh interesting..........

...................... . ..decoding......................
...... :wtf:.............

....encounter a wild Gaymon.....battle music start...
..its gaydrian..........

....attack him with a fake dildo....
.....gaydrian is exhausted....

......trow a pokeball........cotcha.... continue decoding.....
................................................................................
..
beep beep beep.....decoding complete...!!!!! *start dancing*
the answer is............
...
..
.

to be continued...............see ya next time :P
 
[quote name='DarkRey' post='1652313' date='Dec 22 2008, 05:44 AM']i think is all written in code (like daVinci code) :ninja:
he want you to decode it!! okey lets try it now ...."SuX" turn it around ....is....................
... start the decoding process.............*snip*[/quote]

......

.........

....................

You do still have some of those drugs, right?
Because I'd like to try them myself.
 
[quote name='Banger' post='1652324' date='Dec 22 2008, 05:48 AM']Female ninja zombies?[/quote]


Now that's just disgusting!
Dammit Banger, we can't take you anywhere.
 
Employ the following highly effective investigation techniques:

Step 1: Rule out anyone who can spell
Step 2: Rule out anyone who refuses to use pink lettering
Step 3: Rule out anyone who can take a picture in focus
Step 4: Rule out anyone who knows how to set the date on their camera (or better yet, remove it)

Who's left?
 
[quote name='Szyslak' post='1652738' date='Dec 22 2008, 10:55 AM']Employ the following highly effective investigation techniques:

Step 1: Rule out anyone who can spell
Step 2: Rule out anyone who refuses to use pink lettering
Step 3: Rule out anyone who can take a picture in focus
Step 4: Rule out anyone who knows how to set the date on their camera (or better yet, remove it)

Who's left?[/quote]

Someone who can't spell,
can't take macro shots,
and won't bother changing the date on their camera?

.....You make it sound like the vandal might have been Budrow.
...that simply cannot be.

Nonono, it has to be female ninjas. *nodnodnod*

[quote name='Zamo' post='1652914' date='Dec 22 2008, 12:07 PM']The zombies, they can't do any of those things.[/quote]

You've got a point, there....but I still like your theory.
I'm stocking up on shotgun shells already.
 

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