Why I can't make a FB Account - Shit that Happens #12

About 1 year ago when I received my Motorola as a birthday present, I obviously got a phone number alongside it. But my family being as stupid as they are, also bought a phone for my sister's fiancee.
This asshole got his phone lost (I think he got robbed or something) and that included his phone number too.
My stupid family was paying him the phone... but as the phone got stolen, and my stupid sister dumped, they where basically paying for nothing.
So, being as atupid as they're, they tried to recover the phone number.
These assholes forced me to use the stolen phone number as mine once they recovered it.

Soon after I started to have phone calls from strangers asking if America was there.
I remember one guy texted me on WhatsApp asking America to return, and that he couldn't live without her and shit. I sent a voice message (I have a deep voice) saying: "She says mine is bigger"... so yeah, had some fun too... if people is gonna bother me for no reason I'm pushing their buttons harder.
Other times I received text messages from banks telling me that they were about to seize my home for a $130k debt.
I told my stoopid family about all these problems that I was having with my phone number (and that they basically created) and they wouldn't listen.

Now... I've been trying to make a fucking FB account, and it asks me for a phone number to send a verifying code. And as soon as I send the phone number and I get a code, when I enter it (the code) within seconds I get a "Your account has been suspended" message.
I didn't understood why until just now.

Instead of making a FB account with an email address I used my phone number... and it let me register just fine... but I accidentally pressed "Import contacts from Phone Number" and suddently, all those who sent me messages on WhatsApp and to my number appeared as "People you might know".
What I think it happened is that this bitch America bought the phone from the guy that stole it from my dumb sister's fiancee, created a FB account and used the number as contact... which is why FB is been throwing me out as soon as I put the "recovered" number as contact.

I now have created a FB account with a number that belongs to someone else... don't know how long that'll last... but I'm going to get another fucking number.

PS: When I first got my phone, I was super happy that my phone number had 666 in it. Not like sparced throughout 10 digits... but more like, the last 3 where 666.
My family got scared of that.

I've been mad at them for over a month now for being stupid, and when I think they can't be any more dumb, voilá, they surprise me with this shit.
Fucking shit that happens... this is why I hate fucking people!

PS2: Just deleted the FB Account.

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