Every so often there's some really old guy walking for a year or two across the country naked, and stuff like that appears in the news when he gets near civilization
I remember years ago while vacationing in Florida, was walking along the beach, and come along a group of naked people sunbathing, wouldn't have been bad but I had my 9yr old daughter w me. I didn't know then that they have nudist beaches down there. (St. Petersburg, FL) Not sure if still do, was 20 yrs ago.
Gimme your password so I can take care of things whilst organising your funeral.