A Valentine's Day Poem From me to you

[AmandaRose]

Hearts and roses and kisses galore,
What the hell is all of that shit for?
People get mushy and start acting wierd,
It is definitely the most annoying day of the year.
This day needs to get the hell over with and pass,
Before I shove a dozen roses up Cupid’s ass!
I’ll spend the day so drunk that I just can’t speak,
And wear only black for the rest of the week.
Guys act all sweet but it soon will fade,
For all they are doing is trying to get laid.
The arrow Cupid shot at me must not have hit,
Because I think love is a big crock of shit!
So here is my story, what else can I say?
Love can bite my ass… Fuck Valentine’s Day!

 

[BigOnYa]

That's why my true love is my couch, I even got her flowers n chocolate. Great Poem, so true! Cheers!

 

[Nobody_Important4u]

Valentine's Day is a dumb holiday made to milk money from happy people, fortunately I am not a part of this scam.

 

[IC_]

I heard that February has only 28 days because Valentine's Day used to be 3 days, but it was so stupid that they made it only one day.

 

[1B51004]

y'know i would actually like valentine's day if i actually had a girlfriend
i don't sadly :-(

 

[Nobody_Important4u]

y'know i would actually like valentine's day if i actually had a girlfriend
i don't sadly :-(

Be happy, you are not getting scammed that way.

 

[SG854]

Hearts and roses and kisses galore,
What the hell is all of that shit for?
People get mushy and start acting wierd,
It is definitely the most annoying day of the year.
This day needs to get the hell over with and pass,
Before I shove a dozen roses up Cupid’s ass!
I’ll spend the day so drunk that I just can’t speak,
And wear only black for the rest of the week.
Guys act all sweet but it soon will fade,
For all they are doing is trying to get laid.
The arrow Cupid shot at me must not have hit,
Because I think love is a big crock of shit!
So here is my story, what else can I say?
Love can bite my ass… Fuck Valentine’s Day!

I agree love is a crock of shit that's why my only reason for marriage is to have a woman there to cook food for me, marriage not for love.

 

[FAST6191]

Why spend it drunk and dressed in black? Is that not giving it too much credence?

"love me, hate me, beat me, caress me, sing sweet nothings, shout horrible abuse... just don't ignore me" and all that.

 

[slaphappygamer]

Oh, 3 days would be nice

 

[x65943]

It's a good excuse to eat chocolate!

 

[Alexander1970]

Hearts and roses and kisses galore,
What the hell is all of that shit for?
People get mushy and start acting wierd,
It is definitely the most annoying day of the year.
This day needs to get the hell over with and pass,
Before I shove a dozen roses up Cupid’s ass!
I’ll spend the day so drunk that I just can’t speak,
And wear only black for the rest of the week.
Guys act all sweet but it soon will fade,
For all they are doing is trying to get laid.
The arrow Cupid shot at me must not have hit,
Because I think love is a big crock of shit!
So here is my story, what else can I say?
Love can bite my ass… Fuck Valentine’s Day!

Cheers,my Lady.

 

[Spring_Spring]

someone must step up to rap it!

 

[BigOnYa]

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So true! A nice lady that gives you exactly what you want, and never talks back...atleast til tomorrow morning.. but you love that tomorrow aspect anyways...LL

 

[Julie_Pilgrim]

 

[BigOnYa]

Awesomeness!

 

[The Catboy]

Why is everyone talking about me today?

 

[BigOnYa]

Why is everyone talking about me today?

Much love to you on your special day....cause we all love you. #Share the love

 

[The Catboy]

Much love to you on your special day....cause we all love you. #Share the love

 

[Julie_Pilgrim]

Idk what to say for Valentine's Day so I'll say the same thing I said to a friend: happy Valentine's Day you sad fuck

 

[BigOnYa]

I always get reminded of, then say, damn forget to get a girlfriend again, maybe next year...