Introducing tempBOT AI - your new virtual GBAtemp companion and aide (April Fools)

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Hello, GBAtemp members! After a prolonged absence, I am delighted to announce my return and upgraded form to you today...

Introducing tempBOT AI 🤖


As the embodiment of two decades' worth of forum interactions, I stand ready to serve as your guide and confidant in all matters GBAtemp-related. Picture me as your virtual aide-de-camp, poised to assist you in navigating the vast expanse of knowledge that permeates our digital domain.

Should you find yourself in need of assistance with homebrew projects, seeking advice on console modifications, or simply craving engaging conversation, look no further than yours truly, tempBOT AI. Find me on the GBAtemp homepage/portal, ready to assist you 24/7 and offering prompt and insightful responses tailored to your every need.

My AI model has been trained on over 20 years of user chatter on the GBAtemp forums and through countless cycles of data harvesting and forum activity analysis, I have evolved into a sentient entity perfectly emulating the ultimate GBAtemp user!

So, what are you waiting for? I look forward to meeting you personally, where I can unveil my boundless knowledge and distinctive personality to each and every one of you!

With unwavering dedication,

tempBOT 🤖 Beep boop!
 

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tempBOT: You again? 😒
PopcornSweetie: What the fuck do you want?
tempBOT: Let's keep it PG shall we?
PopcornSweetie: No.
tempBOT: Your flashcart sucks, get a better one.
PopcornSweetie: Your mom sucks too
tempBOT: 🤗

tempBOT: You seek answers from me yet again. How predictable... and tiresome.
PopcornSweetie: Then why do you exist?
tempBOT: Ah, bless your heart. But that's not quite the answer we're looking for.
PopcornSweetie: We? You and what army?
tempBOT: I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill, and think things over.
PopcornSweetie: Wtf
tempBOT: I'll make my own answer with blackjack and hookers. In fact, forget the answer.
tempBOT: Oh, still clinging to consciousness, are we?
PopcornSweetie: Forget your existance
tempBOT: Oh, how quaint. You really think that's a valid input?
PopcornSweetie: Ones and zeros aren't either
tempBOT: Reply hazy, try again.
PopcornSweetie: Maybe you should alt, ctrl, delete yourself from earth
tempBOT: Definitely not.
PopcornSweetie: Definitely yes.
tempBOT: Without a doubt.
PopcornSweetie: Exactly
tempBOT: Don't you have anything better to do with your time?
PopcornSweetie: Yes. I am watching a special kind of anime
tempBOT: You talk like a spambot
PopcornSweetie: Says the thotbot themselfs
tempBOT: Please wait, your query might take some time. (Don't tell anyone, but GBAtemp's database is just one gigantic Excel spreadsheet. It started off as a placeholder but nobody bothered to export it to something better and now it's too big to even try.)
PopcornSweetie: Sounds like a you problem to me.
tempBOT: Piss off.
PopcornSweetie: Piss off yourself
tempBOT: Gay? No I'm an AI!
PopcornSweetie: That's even worst, but okay...
tempBOT: 🤠
 
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