Is your Edge of the Forum Overrun by a Creamu?

[SG854]

Well we just have a solution for you.

Creamu's have been a nuisance for a very long time. You'll find a Creamu in the politics section. A creamu in the music section. A creamu here, a creamu there. A creamu right next to you gnawing at your wood furniture.

But for the low price of $19.99 we have a small little device that can emit EMF waves to get rid of those pesky Creamu's.

Order now within the next 10 minuets and get an extra Creamu EMF wave emitter for free while supplies last.

 

[Localhorst86]

I personally purchased a few dozen 5Ghz Wifi routers, flashed DD-WRT and increased the tx-power beyond legal limits. I hope I am safe.

 

[hippy dave]

Maybe a powerful enough EMP device could disable all creamu activity permanently?

 

[Localhorst86]

Maybe a powerful enough EMP device could disable all creamu activity permanently?

you mean like an electric chair? that seems a bit overkill.

 

[hippy dave]

you mean like an electric chair? that seems a bit overkill.

No, nothing that drastic. Maybe just a nuclear bomb, that also functions as an EMP.

 

[CoolMe]

..Or you can just eat Creamus, just like Sir. George W. Boosh did.

 

[Creamu]

I personally purchased a few dozen 5Ghz Wifi routers, flashed DD-WRT and increased the tx-power beyond legal limits. I hope I am safe.

If you are unsure about your emf practices you can join us at EMF-Awareness:

https://gbatemp.net/group/emf-awareness.192/info

 

[JonJaded]

Already got my shot, loaded on 5G.

 

[Creamu]

Already got my shot, loaded on 5G.

https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/politics/quarter-young-adults-believe-covid-27115119
If you got the shot you might be safe against 5G