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Naruto was always shit simply because it belongs to a shitty genre. It didn't "go to shit" after a particular arc, it's the premise that's flawed and uninventive. I call this the Dragon Ball Z Syndrome - observe:

Step 1: Introduction of protagonist sayian who is either kick-ass or kick-ass in training.
Step 2: Aliens come and kick the shit out of the protagonist.
Step 3b (optional): A friend of the protagonist is killed/kidnapped or an important item is taken/destroyed.
Step 4: Training montage or other quest of self-improvement.
Step 5: Protagonist sayian is kick-ass once again, defeats the aliens.
Step 5b: Aliens gain respect for the sayan and become friends.
Step 6: Lost items or individuals are recovered.
Step 6b: Chance of resurrection of fallen comerades or fixing the destroyed item with the use of plot convenience.
Step 7: Repeat.

Replace sayian/alien with ninja and you have Naruto.
 
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Naruto was always shit simply because it belongs to a shitty genre. It didn't "go to shit" after a particular arc, it's the premise that's flawed and uninventive. I call this the Dragon Ball Z Syndrome - observe:

Step 1: Introduction of protagonist sayian who is either kick-ass or kick-ass in training.
Step 2: Aliens come and kick the shit out of the protagonist.
Step 3b (optional): A friend of the protagonist is killed/kidnapped or an important item is taken/destroyed.
Step 4: Training montage or other quest of self-improvement.
Step 5: Protagonist sayian is kick-ass once again, defeats the aliens.
Step 5b: Aliens gain respect for the sayan and become friends.
Step 6: Lost items or individuals are recovered.
Step 6b: Chance of resurrection of fallen comerades or fixing the destroyed item with the use of plot convenience.
Step 7: Repeat.

Replace sayian/alien with ninja and you have Naruto.

hmm..... I still like it
 

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