Official Copypasta Thread

[Subtle Demise]

woah sorry dad

 

[Tizm]

What's my gender? Did you just ask me what my gender was? Oh my god, you are LITERALLY the most IGNORANT AND ILLITERATE FUCK I have EVER seen browsing EOF. What gives you the RIGHT to ask me what my gender is? Mmh? NOTHING, THATS WHAT. Since you're SOOOOOOO curious, I'll have you know that I am a G E N D E R F L U I D. I'm not gonna sit here and explain what that is to someone as IGNORANT as you, but I'm gonna tell you anyways.

Being G E N D E R F L U I D means that I am both M A L E(cis scum) and F E M A L E. I can swap between these genders as a I please. You're ignorance is literally CUMMING out.

(fixed for EOF you fgts)

 

[smileyhead]

The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal bodeboop. A sing lap should be completed every time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark. Get ready!… Start. ding

 

[Deleted User]

The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal bodeboop. A sing lap should be completed every time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark. Get ready!… Start. ding

 

[Tizm]

[oc by me]

IM DELETING YOU, OCEAN MAN!
██]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete.....
████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete....
███████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete....
███████████] 99% complete.....
ERROR! True Ocean's are irreplaceable I could never delete you Man! Send this to ten other Bubble Buddies who'd drown you Or never get a mustache again If you get 0 Back: no Mustache for you 3 back: you're a man 5 back: you're A real man! 10+ back: you're a real ocean man!

 

[Salamencizer]

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little peasant? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the smealum university, and I’ve been involved in numerous ARM11 attacks, and I have over 100 haxes. I am trained in reverse engineering and I’m the top haxer in the entire fucking world. You are nothing to me but just another 3DS who I shall hax on your ARM11. I will fuck you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with installing menuhax on you over the Internet? Think again, peasant. As we speak I am contacting my contact in Nintendo and your 3DS is being arm9loaderhaxed on right now so you better prepare for the storm, fucktard. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your menuhax. You’re fucking dead, homebrew. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill your menuhax in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my NTR CARD. Not only am I extensively trained in haxing, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the 3dshacks and I will use it to its full extent to remove your miserable menuhax off the face of the 3DS, you little peasant. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” hax was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking 3DS. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn peasant. I will shit arm9loaderhax all over you and you will hax in it. You’re fucking haxed, peasant.

 

[Tizm]

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little peasant? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the smealum university, and I’ve been involved in numerous ARM11 attacks, and I have over 100 haxes. I am trained in reverse engineering and I’m the top haxer in the entire fucking world. You are nothing to me but just another 3DS who I shall hax on your ARM11. I will fuck you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with installing menuhax on you over the Internet? Think again, peasant. As we speak I am contacting my contact in Nintendo and your 3DS is being arm9loaderhaxed on right now so you better prepare for the storm, fucktard. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your menuhax. You’re fucking dead, homebrew. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my NTR CARD. Not only am I extensively trained in haxing, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the 3dshacks and I will use it to its full extent to remove your miserable menuhax off the face of the 3DS, you little peasant. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” hax was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking 3DS. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn peasant. I will shit arm9loaderhax all over you and you will hax in it. You’re fucking haxed, peasant.

jfc thats g8 m8, may i post it on /r/3dshacks?

 

[Salamencizer]

jfc thats g8 m8, may i post it on /r/3dshacks?

Surely sure m8 it's supposed to be a copypasta

 

[Feeling it!]

This is a very common copy & paste edit of the jojopart7 manga that I helped make.

 

[Tizm]

This is a very common copy & paste edit of the jojopart7 manga that I helped make.

close enough famm