OH NO! My toilet is possed :-(

[BoneMonkey]

I hate when this happens, what should I do?

Whenever I try to go pee it tries to bite my penis off and says it will feed on my soul?

Should I try to have sex with it?


* UPDATE - It just ate my last pizza bagel that was totally uncool!

 

[Destructobot]

You pee sitting down with the lid down?

 

[BoneMonkey]

when you open the lid its on the other side too

 

[Destructobot]

That still doesn't explian how it got within biting distance of your wiiwii.

 

[ojsinnerz.]

You pee sitting down with the lid down?

 

[BoneMonkey]

That still doesn't explian how it got within biting distance of your wiiwii.

it can stretch .... and I'm talking about my penis

 

[DarkRey]

rolf
u r the only one making post like this lol

solution:
eat some beans then go and shit.. the smell will make him run away
and dont forget to take some toilet papers, dont end up like me

p.s
do u really have a penis? thats strange

 

[WildWon]

I didn't know you had a wang, Bonemonkey!

I thought that special appendage was only awarded to Bonermonkey! HAHAHAHAHA... AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... A-HAHAHAHAHA HA hA haAhahaAHaahaAHAHAHAahaaha!!!

AHwhaahahahahahahaAHAHAHAHA

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
heEEheeheheeheeEHEEHEEHE

AHAHAHA.


HA. pwn3d.

 

[Westside]

That still doesn't explian how it got within biting distance of your wiiwii.

Agreed.


Don't worry BoneDonkey, your dickpenis is too small for that.

 

[p1ngpong]

I agree I would def 100% get that seat as drunk as possible so I could have my way with it!

 

[jgu1994]

Feels good man.

 

[CockroachMan]

What kind of bacon have you been eating?

 

[dinofan01]

The solution is obvious... you need to use the power of the Mega Tigerzord!!!!!!!

 

[Salamantis]

That still doesn't explian how it got within biting distance of your wiiwii.

it can stretch .... and I'm talking about my penis

GO GO GADGET EXTENDIBLE PENIS

 

[WildWon]

Oh, and Bonemonkey, what the FUCK is Possed?

 

[BoneMonkey]

I can't spell :-(

 

[xJonny]

There are a lot of other things that you can't do.

 

[Awdofgum]

Give it an exorcism.

 

[WildWon]

I can't spell :-(

Aww. Sorry. *bacon huggles*

 

[Mangofett]

I can't spell :-(

BUT YOU CAN MORPH