If the person who takes it is a guy has a beard and/or has long hair and is in his late teens/early 20s, tell the truth.
If it's a woman who takes it, get a little girl to go in and cry with your Wii. Paying a little girl to do that will cost less than a new Wii
Otherwise... lie
If it's a woman who takes it, get a little girl to go in and cry with your Wii. Paying a little girl to do that will cost less than a new Wii
Otherwise... lie