CyrusBlue said:
You don't know anything about voice acting. You're just a weeaboo sucking off Japan. The only reason English VAs sound dull to you is because you speak English. If you were Japanese and didn't speak English the English language would sound cool to you.
Japanese VAs sound great to you because you can't speak Japanese.
It's like a mentally retarded placebo.
Did you actually read what I wrote?
First, the English dub for Infinite Space is blatantly half-assed for reasons that have nothing to do with the language or the voice acting itself.
Go listen to the Japanese version. Not for the voices; pay attention to how it presents the voices, instead. It uses special effects to make the characters sound like they're actually on the bridge of a ship -- you get reverb from the bridge, frantic crackling as channels break up, and so forth. The English dub didn't bother with anything like that; everyone sounds as if they were in a white room.
Second, you don't need to know the language to tell the difference between someone who is trying to ham up their lines and someone who is reading them in a bored monotone. Emotion and tone are obvious. If this game had actually
good English voice-acting for a space action game -- if it had the cheesy overacting of Shatner and so forth from Star Trek, say -- it would be unbelievably awesome and I would love it. This is not some great and difficult thing; Shatner is not really an amazing actor. But he has passion! He put himself into his lines. These people can't manage even that. They're crap.
I don't
want some sort of great Shakespearean dub for this. Cheesy over-the-top dramatics would be excellent. Cheesy over-the-top Saturday morning cartoon voice acting would be
fine. That is not a difficult thing to do; but they fail utterly at it. They're not even bad enough to be good, they're just horrible.
English is my favorite language. I love English. I hate bad dubs
because I love English. (Unless they reach the point of hilariously bad dubs, but this can't even reach that point.) I would love good English voice-acting in videogames; I know exactly what good English voice-acting sounds like, and I know it's very common, because I hear it all the time everywhere else. But in this game, they can't manage it. Even the level of talent that was in the original Star Trek -- I'm using it as an example because, objectively, they were just hams, hardly great actors -- but even that level is completely beyond what they can manage here.
They don't even bother to attempt it. They read their lines in a bored dull monotone. To call this good voice-acting is an insult to the English language. This is a writhing nadir of awfulness. You don't need to be an expert at voice acting to tell that something like this sounds terrible. Again, the typical Saturday morning cartoon here in the US sounds better than this;
that is the level of voice-acting that I'd be happy with. They can't manage it.
There are exceptions. Larger-budget games tend to get better voice acting. Professor Layton had an excellent dub, sure. But if you think that Infinite Space has a good dub, I can only assume that you haven't actually played it, and are just leaping at a chance to drone on about the massive chip you've got on your shoulder.
I don't think that the Japanese version is anything more than cheesy Saturday-morning-cartoon level; but that bare minimum of competence is still a massive improvement over how awful I
know the English version is. The original is, at least, definitively better in that it actually sounds like their on a spaceship thanks to the special effects. It sounds, to me, like it's cheesy and over the top enough to satisfy -- maybe it isn't; maybe it's secretly a dull monotone, I don't care.
But at least if I listen to it in another language, I do not have to hear my beloved native tongue getting so brutally and ineffectually abused. If they had the game in Russian, I would listen to it in Russian (I
have listened to games in Russian over the English version for just that reason.) If they had it in French or German or Spanish or Mayan, I would take that. Anything is better than hearing your native tongue mangled as incompetently as this.