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[Noctosphere]

Apparently, SMG4 has introduced a character in their latest season
Its name is Juan and here's its description

Juan is a minor character in SMG4's videos. He is Mario's sleep paralysis demon.

During one night, Juan was summoned and woke up Mario to give him an announcement about BBQs in Texas. He then called a cab in order to actually trick him to go to Ohio.

 

[JuanMena]

Apparently, SMG4 has introduced a character in their latest season
Its name is Juan and here's its description
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Juan is a minor character in SMG4's videos. He is Mario's sleep paralysis demon.

During one night, Juan was summoned and woke up Mario to give him an announcement about BBQs in Texas. He then called a cab in order to actually trick him to go to Ohio.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

 

[SylverReZ]

 

[Noctosphere]

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but how?
She is a she, she is not a he, she is a she, she doesn't have any pingas

 

[SylverReZ]

but how?
She is a she, she is not a he, she is a she, she doesn't have any pingas

She might. Girls have dicks too, generally speaking.

 

[AncientBoi]

but how?
She is a she, she is not a he, she is a she, she doesn't have any pingas

Now you're learning about "Trans Life"

 

[impeeza]

Dark Ages when telling the truth is heresy

 

[SylverReZ]

@JuanMena

 

[AncientBoi]

@JuanMena
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Wait'll he finds out it's a BF

 

[hippy dave]

@JuanMena be like

 

[hippy dave]

@GhostLatte 's van is now offering a new HJ service courtesy of @JuanMena

 

[Noctosphere]

When a mere employee starts giving orders to one of the former big boss

Source

 

[Noctosphere]

Hum, guys...
I knew i had this fear, but i just learned that this fear actually has a name
It is called Vehophobia
No joke, i just learned the name and i laughed so much
@Veho

 

[VinsCool]

Well then

 

[JuanMena]

Vewho?

 

[AncientBoi]

Vewho?

uh, I thought you'd say something more like "Viejo".

I know you're saying "Como chingas tu" to me

 

[Hayato213]

@JuanMena
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Lmao the Juanita's meter.

 

[SylverReZ]

 

[x65943]

Spoiler: context

 

[The Catboy]