Gaming and girlfriends....

So, I had an ex-girlfriend who was majorly into gaming. She had a Wii, Playstation 2, Gamecube and even thought of picking up a PS3. We would play videogames and then do the nasty. She loved Mario Kart (god, I suck ass at it, especially the unbalanced Wii version - one fucking shell and you're in last place.)...but she couldn't play Smash Brothers to save her life. I would own her with everything - do you know how embarrassing it is to always lose to a Pikachu? (And the victory dance is sometimes annoying - specially when it goes to pikachu sleeping...)

So, yes. One night, I was losing in Mario Kart as usual, and she suggested reenacting the scene from Swordfish. You know the one, the guy is tested by asking to hack into a bank and then Halle Berry's character goes down on him? Yes, that one, except with videogames. So, yeah...it was pretty good, and I managed to make fourth place in the rankings.

Why am I telling gbatempers this? Just because...I felt like sharing this video.

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[quote name='_Chaz_' post='2767004' date='Apr 18 2010, 06:53 PM'][quote name='Dangy' post='2766184' date='Apr 18 2010, 12:57 PM'][quote name='_Chaz_' post='2765818' date='Apr 18 2010, 10:05 AM']I wouldn't consider Smash a 'competitive fighter' by any means.[/quote]

Smash is one of the biggest competitive scenes.

Proof.
[/quote]

I saw Brawl was added to MLG and thought it was a joke.

I'm a fan of Brawl and all (I play it enough to know so) but it shouldn't be competitive.

It's most fun when you play for fun.
[/quote]

Why shouldn't Smash be played competitively?

Playing competitively is fun, why wouldn't it be?
 
[quote name='DigitalSquirrel' post='2766988' date='Apr 19 2010, 12:47 AM']Girlfriend + Gaming drawback: It is really hard to play Left 4 Dead during a handjob.[/quote]

Just make sure to use the auto shotty so you can blow away lots of zombies during your climax.

But yeah... Role playing and getting turned on by video games... That weirded me out a bit. Most of the time chicks are turned off by obsessive video game habits. Why would you want to date a guy/gal who spends more time screaming "BOOM HEADSHOT" at the TV than with you? Or only wants to fuck after getting a tactical nuke?

Not to mention with being an obsessive nerd gamer comes all the internet memes you learn. Nothing halts sex faster than an internet meme.
 
[quote name='Guild McCommunist' post='2767327' date='Apr 19 2010, 02:30 AM'][quote name='DigitalSquirrel' post='2766988' date='Apr 19 2010, 12:47 AM']Girlfriend + Gaming drawback: It is really hard to play Left 4 Dead during a handjob.[/quote]

Just make sure to use the auto shotty so you can blow away lots of zombies during your climax.

But yeah... Role playing and getting turned on by video games... That weirded me out a bit. Most of the time chicks are turned off by obsessive video game habits. Why would you want to date a guy/gal who spends more time screaming "BOOM HEADSHOT" at the TV than with you? Or only wants to fuck after getting a tactical nuke?

Not to mention with being an obsessive nerd gamer comes all the internet memes you learn. Nothing halts sex faster than an internet meme.
[/quote]

im gonna f*ck you harder than pedo bear and those childr.... oh wait
 
[quote name='Dangy' post='2766184' date='Apr 18 2010, 12:57 PM'][quote name='_Chaz_' post='2765818' date='Apr 18 2010, 10:05 AM']I wouldn't consider Smash a 'competitive fighter' by any means.[/quote]

Smash is one of the biggest competitive scenes.

Proof.
[/quote]
So all it takes for a game to be competitive is to have a forum full of whiny babies who take the fun out of the game?

Huh.
 
[quote name='Guild McCommunist' post='2767327' date='Apr 18 2010, 09:30 PM']Not to mention with being an obsessive nerd gamer comes all the internet memes you learn. Nothing halts sex faster than an internet meme.[/quote]
Girl: "Harder, harder!"
Guy: "IMMA FIRIN' MAH LAZER!!"
Girl: "...What?"
Guy: "Woman, I am disappoint."
 
[quote name='Dangy' post='2767315' date='Apr 19 2010, 03:25 AM'][quote name='_Chaz_' post='2767004' date='Apr 18 2010, 06:53 PM'][quote name='Dangy' post='2766184' date='Apr 18 2010, 12:57 PM'][quote name='_Chaz_' post='2765818' date='Apr 18 2010, 10:05 AM']I wouldn't consider Smash a 'competitive fighter' by any means.[/quote]

Smash is one of the biggest competitive scenes.

Proof.
[/quote]

I saw Brawl was added to MLG and thought it was a joke.

I'm a fan of Brawl and all (I play it enough to know so) but it shouldn't be competitive.

It's most fun when you play for fun.
[/quote]

Why shouldn't Smash be played competitively?

Playing competitively is fun, why wouldn't it be?
[/quote]

Because it wasn't meant to be played competitively. I love Super Smash bros but it's a party game. Sakurai said so himself.

You wanna play something competitively? Stop being a little girl and learn to play a real fighting game like Street Fighter or something equivalent.

On topic

I'd rather play video games than have a girlfriend. Say what you will but I gain more pleasure from fully completing a game than having some attention whore bothering me and being selfish by not letting me play video games.
 
[quote name='TDWP FTW' post='2767360' date='Apr 19 2010, 02:52 AM'][quote name='Guild McCommunist' post='2767327' date='Apr 18 2010, 09:30 PM']Not to mention with being an obsessive nerd gamer comes all the internet memes you learn. Nothing halts sex faster than an internet meme.[/quote]
Girl: "Harder, harder!"
Guy: "IMMA FIRIN' MAH LAZER!!"
Girl: "...What?"
Guy: "Woman, I am disappoint."
[/quote]

haha this ^ =
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[quote name='Shakraka' post='2767359' date='Apr 19 2010, 03:51 AM'][quote name='Dangy' post='2766184' date='Apr 18 2010, 12:57 PM'][quote name='_Chaz_' post='2765818' date='Apr 18 2010, 10:05 AM']I wouldn't consider Smash a 'competitive fighter' by any means.[/quote]

Smash is one of the biggest competitive scenes.

Proof.
[/quote]
So all it takes for a game to be competitive is to have a forum full of whiny babies who take the fun out of the game?

Huh.
[/quote]

This. Even as an avid SSB fan I acknowledge it's not anywhere near as large as popular fighting games. I know they hold tournaments and have it in MLG (although really MLG is FPS games and then one fighter for "variety"), but it's not as competitive as key note fighting games.
 
[quote name='CyrusBlue' post='2767375' date='Apr 19 2010, 04:01 AM']I'd rather play video games than have a girlfriend. Say what you will but I gain more pleasure from fully completing a game than having some attention whore bothering me and being selfish by not letting me play video games.[/quote]
Don't worry, you'll grow out of it.
 
[quote name='Veho' post='2767714' date='Apr 19 2010, 06:42 AM']Don't worry, you'll grow out of it.[/quote]

I'm twenty going on twenty-one. Don't tell me "I'll grow out of it" like I'm some angst ridden thirteen year old. I don't remember there being a law saying you have to have a girlfriend in order to be happy. If someone finds happiness through being by themselves and playing video games then that's their god given right and no one can take that away.

Sure a girlfriend would be nice but it's not one of my main priorities because I really don't care. Everyone I've encountered that spoke out against my point of view was either underage,in high school or some sad soul whose life revolves around club hopping,getting drunk and attention whoring on social networking sites with 2000+ friends.

I've met alot and observed of women in my lifetime and the majority of them are attention whores suffering from a false sense of entitlement and unwarranted self importance.

A girlfriend is not mandatory to be happy in life and I wish people would stop acting like it is.

I can argue about this all day.
I have my fair share of stories to tell.
 
[quote name='CyrusBlue' post='2768254' date='Apr 19 2010, 02:09 PM']I've met alot and observed of women in my lifetime and the majority of them are attention whores suffering from a false sense of entitlement and unwarranted self importance.[/quote]

And you won't even consider the slight possibility your outlook is just a tiny bit skewed? :rolleyes:


You claim not to be an angst ridden thirteen year old, but you sure act like one.
 
[quote name='Veho' post='2768317' date='Apr 19 2010, 02:58 PM'][quote name='CyrusBlue' post='2768254' date='Apr 19 2010, 02:09 PM']I've met alot and observed of women in my lifetime and the majority of them are attention whores suffering from a false sense of entitlement and unwarranted self importance.[/quote]

And you won't even consider the slight possibility your outlook is just a tiny bit skewed? :rolleyes: [/quote]

Nope.

Why should I? It's mostly true.
 
[quote name='CyrusBlue' post='2768581' date='Apr 19 2010, 05:55 PM']Why should I? It's mostly true.[/quote]
:rolleyes:

Don't worry. You'll grow out of it.
 
[quote name='Veho' post='2768644' date='Apr 19 2010, 04:32 PM'][quote name='CyrusBlue' post='2768581' date='Apr 19 2010, 05:55 PM']Why should I? It's mostly true.[/quote]
:rolleyes:

Don't worry. You'll grow out of it.
[/quote]

lol I like where this argument is going xDD
 
to op, you just wanted to show off she went down on you while you were playing video games, its happened to alot of us, i swear my g/f only does it when shes losing and wants to put me off
 
[quote name='CyrusBlue' post='2768254' date='Apr 19 2010, 02:09 PM']*snip*
A girlfriend is not mandatory to be happy in life and I wish people would stop acting like it is.
*Snip*[/quote]
Are you sure you're not just frustrated? (no offense)
I agree a gf isn't mandatory, but at least it'll make you happier and it'll give your self-confidence a boost (if you're doing it right that is)
 
I am frustrated because people are acting like there's only one way to be happy in life and if you aren't doing it their way then you're a loser.
 
lol hijacking good threads are we?

Funny video, i liked it.

On other notes, no you dont have to have a girlfriend, nor boyfriend.
Why would you tell us about it though if you dont care? I'm sure you will find someone to have a nourishing relationship with someday though, until then keep on gaming.
 
[quote name='CyrusBlue' post='2768254' date='Apr 19 2010, 01:09 PM'][quote name='Veho' post='2767714' date='Apr 19 2010, 06:42 AM']Don't worry, you'll grow out of it.[/quote]

I'm twenty going on twenty-one. Don't tell me "I'll grow out of it" like I'm some angst ridden thirteen year old. I don't remember there being a law saying you have to have a girlfriend in order to be happy. If someone finds happiness through being by themselves and playing video games then that's their god given right and no one can take that away.

Sure a girlfriend would be nice but it's not one of my main priorities because I really don't care. Everyone I've encountered that spoke out against my point of view was either underage,in high school or some sad soul whose life revolves around club hopping,getting drunk and attention whoring on social networking sites with 2000+ friends.

I've met alot and observed of women in my lifetime and the majority of them are attention whores suffering from a false sense of entitlement and unwarranted self importance.

A girlfriend is not mandatory to be happy in life and I wish people would stop acting like it is.

I can argue about this all day.
I have my fair share of stories to tell.
[/quote]

What's with you and getting defensive suddenly?
 
Like the way that the guy starts a thread about getting a blowjob while playing a game and people pretty much gloss over that to argue about if Pikachu is a top tier character in Smash Brothers or not, I think it pretty much sums up gbatemp.

"So there I was, with naked bi-sexual Swedish triplets, all covered in baby oil. I'd just been playing Pokemon HG, so I moved my DS off the bed so I wouldn't get oil over it..."

"WTF, why are you playing HG? SS has much better exclusives"

"No way, HG has Arcanine"

"You're both wrong, they're both equally good."
 

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