I'm back!

So, the 2nd week back from school, I come home to find my knitting kit, Shoptemp's package, and a pack of 'zines in my room.

0) I've been knitting, and it's way too fun for a hobby. I made a few washcloths from cotton yarn, and all that terrible skin is disappearing!

1) I've been stuck on Ice Path in SS for too long. I suck, although. I need to beat the dragon gym boss, but right now I'm being sidetracked by randomness called Etrian Odessey.

2) I was volunteering for a luncheon for a bunch of old timers at my mother's church. My mother's pastor saw me. I think she knows:

I slept with her daughter last year. She had a break in school (damn strikes), and she came up to my dorm for a sleepover. We had pizza and way too much sex. I think my roommates were properly grossed out by it, but who really cares...

Anyhow, the pastor gave me this dirty look, and proceeded to look like I pissed in her Cheerios. Did I mention that she's anti-gay/lesbian? (Very much so - she practically breathes and lives for anti-gay ideas.)

3) I'm trading a few stamps for a few reusable fabric pads. The girl lives near Sherway Gardens, and this means I don't have to shell out for postage. Yeah, they are kind of gross, but what the heck.

4) I hope I get residence next year. I need to be on campus, before I go completely nuts about traffic in St. Catharines.

Gaming wise: Playing Etrian Odessey, Pokemon SoulSilver and Dementium 2. This game looks a lot sharper and a lot more beautiful.

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amptor
as the saying goes I heard on irc some time ago, "all women are lesbians until a guy comes along and straightens them out" :D
 
astrangeone
Ha, amptor. It's not right. I know some very boy crazy women in my life. They'd never think about going down on a woman, or even being sexual with one.
 
distorted.freque
[quote name='amptor' post='2833620' date='May 15 2010, 09:38 PM']as the saying goes I heard on irc some time ago, "all women are lesbians until a guy comes along and straightens them out" :D[/quote]

So far, I haven't met a guy that's straightened me out. ;P
 
GreatCrippler
There are no such thing as lesbians. Just women who have not met Chuck Norris... Yea, that's all I had.
 
GreatCrippler
[quote name='distorted.frequency' post='2833665' date='May 15 2010, 11:09 PM']I don't know whether to laugh or be offended.[/quote]

Please laugh... I can't imagine anyone should take me seriously. :-P
 
distorted.freque
[quote name='GreatCrippler' post='2833669' date='May 15 2010, 10:10 PM'][quote name='distorted.frequency' post='2833665' date='May 15 2010, 11:09 PM']I don't know whether to laugh or be offended.[/quote]

Please laugh... I can't imagine anyone should take me seriously. :-P
[/quote]
I grinned. Is that ok?
 
GreatCrippler
[quote name='distorted.frequency' post='2833672' date='May 15 2010, 11:11 PM'][quote name='GreatCrippler' post='2833669' date='May 15 2010, 10:10 PM'][quote name='distorted.frequency' post='2833665' date='May 15 2010, 11:09 PM']I don't know whether to laugh or be offended.[/quote]

Please laugh... I can't imagine anyone should take me seriously. :-P
[/quote]
I grinned. Is that ok?
[/quote]

Good enough... It was a joke in poor taste at best.
 
GreatCrippler
[quote name='flameiguana' post='2833678' date='May 15 2010, 11:13 PM']Umm, this is kinda off topic, but I would like to know when it is appropriate for a lesbian couple to finish the uhh session of sexual intercourse. I mean, when a guy is involved, it's pretty obvious when it's time to zip it up :rolleyes: If women can have multiple orgasms, when does the sexing finish? D:[/quote]
/whack... No... just no... You do not get to ask a woman this kind of thing. Go back to your porn. /whack.
 
Sterling
Welcome back Miss. Should I fetch you a Soul Silver guide, or just send you some apple waffles, and some of our "all American Maple Syrup".

Anyway, though I might be a little biased I would have to admit thats some smooth move with the Pastor's Daughter. :P
 
astrangeone
Thanks, Sterl500!

Yeah, it took a summer of flirting in our job...hehehe. I hope I don't get my ass handed to me by the Pastor. :evil:
 
P
[quote name='astrangeone' post='2833705' date='May 16 2010, 07:22 AM']Thanks, Sterl500!

Yeah, it took a summer of flirting in our job...hehehe. I hope I don't get my ass handed to me by the Pastor. :evil:[/quote]

Kick his ass.

I lol'd at inguana's sexing question :D
I laughed at that more than the Chuck Norris joke

IMO if you want to be lesbian its your personal choice, if someone can't respect that then fuck them.
 
Lily
[quote name='amptor' post='2833620' date='May 15 2010, 08:38 PM']as the saying goes I heard on irc some time ago, "all women are lesbians until a guy comes along and straightens them out" :D[/quote]

Silly men, thinking that everything revolves around their penis. Leave us lesbian gals alone, the LAST thing we're interested in is your silly penis. :P
 
BeatriceTheGolde
[quote name='astrangeone' post='2833500' date='May 15 2010, 10:47 PM']4) I hope I get residence next year. I need to be on campus, before I go completely nuts about traffic in St. Catharines.[/quote]Why not just live off-campus? :/[quote name='astrangeone' post='2833500' date='May 15 2010, 10:47 PM']Playing Etrian Odessey[/quote]Dem maps.
 
GreatCrippler
[quote name='lilsypha' post='2833716' date='May 15 2010, 11:26 PM'][quote name='amptor' post='2833620' date='May 15 2010, 08:38 PM']as the saying goes I heard on irc some time ago, "all women are lesbians until a guy comes along and straightens them out" :D[/quote]

Silly men, thinking that everything revolves around their penis. Leave us lesbian gals alone, the LAST thing we're interested in is your silly penis. :P
[/quote]

/soothe ;)
 
distorted.freque
[quote name='GreatCrippler' post='2833722' date='May 15 2010, 10:29 PM'][quote name='lilsypha' post='2833716' date='May 15 2010, 11:26 PM'][quote name='amptor' post='2833620' date='May 15 2010, 08:38 PM']as the saying goes I heard on irc some time ago, "all women are lesbians until a guy comes along and straightens them out" :D[/quote]

Silly men, thinking that everything revolves around their penis. Leave us lesbian gals alone, the LAST thing we're interested in is your silly penis. :P
[/quote]

/soothe ;)
[/quote]
*hides under blanket* I'm scared of penises? ;P
 
GreatCrippler
[quote name='distorted.frequency' post='2833724' date='May 15 2010, 11:30 PM'][quote name='GreatCrippler' post='2833722' date='May 15 2010, 10:29 PM'][quote name='lilsypha' post='2833716' date='May 15 2010, 11:26 PM'][quote name='amptor' post='2833620' date='May 15 2010, 08:38 PM']as the saying goes I heard on irc some time ago, "all women are lesbians until a guy comes along and straightens them out" :D[/quote]

Silly men, thinking that everything revolves around their penis. Leave us lesbian gals alone, the LAST thing we're interested in is your silly penis. :P
[/quote]

/soothe ;)
[/quote]
*hides under blanket* I'm scared of penises? ;P
[/quote]

Me too.
 

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