1 word story

[Jax]

He woke his mother just to tell her that she has a mexican girlfriend living in sin and enveloping plastic condoms with radioactive penguins. She immediately froze continuwously(?) ROFL yelledthemother and promptly begged her worm-infested dog substitute to lick her cheek. Suddenly, George Bush invaded Iran in his favourite jammies. However, Osama pulled a disdaining lollypop from thegame07's pocket however Jesus suddenly bricked a Skoda Octavia, owned like her lotion!1!

 

[skullstatue]

He woke his mother just to tell her that she has a mexican girlfriend living in sin and enveloping plastic condoms with radioactive penguins. She immediately froze continuwously(?) ROFL yelledthemother and promptly begged her worm-infested dog substitute to lick her cheek. Suddenly, George Bush invaded Iran in his favourite jammies. However, Osama pulled a disdaining lollypop from thegame07's pocket however Jesus suddenly bricked a Skoda Octavia, owned like her lotion!1!

 

[hankchill]

He woke his mother just to tell her that she has a mexican girlfriend living in sin and enveloping plastic condoms with radioactive penguins. She immediately froze continuwously(?) ROFL yelledthemother and promptly begged her worm-infested dog substitute to lick her cheek. Suddenly, George Bush invaded Iran in his favourite jammies. However, Osama pulled a disdaining lollypop from thegame07's pocket however Jesus suddenly bricked a Skoda Octavia, owned like her lotion!1!

 

[Mangofett]

He woke his mother just to tell her that she has a mexican girlfriend living in sin and enveloping plastic condoms with radioactive penguins. She immediately froze continuwously(?) ROFL yelledthemother and promptly begged her worm-infested dog substitute to lick her cheek. Suddenly, George Bush invaded Iran in his favourite jammies. However, Osama pulled a disdaining lollypop from thegame07's pocket however Jesus suddenly bricked a Skoda Octavia, owned like her lotion!1!

 

[Caoimhin]

He woke his mother just to tell her that she has a mexican girlfriend living in sin and enveloping plastic condoms with radioactive penguins. She immediately froze continuwously(?) ROFL yelledthemother and promptly begged her worm-infested dog substitute to lick her cheek. Suddenly, George Bush invaded Iran in his favourite jammies. However, Osama pulled a disdaining lollypop from thegame07's pocket however Jesus suddenly bricked a Skoda Octavia, owned like her lotion!1!

 

[Jax]

He woke his mother just to tell her that she has a mexican girlfriend living in sin and enveloping plastic condoms with radioactive penguins. She immediately froze continuwously(?) ROFL yelledthemother and promptly begged her worm-infested dog substitute to lick her cheek. Suddenly, George Bush invaded Iran in his favourite jammies. However, Osama pulled a disdaining lollypop from thegame07's pocket however Jesus suddenly bricked a Skoda Octavia, owned like her lotion!1!

 

[shaffaaf27]

He woke his mother just to tell her that she has a mexican girlfriend living in sin and enveloping plastic condoms with radioactive penguins. She immediately froze continuwously(?) ROFL yelledthemother and promptly begged her worm-infested dog substitute to lick her cheek. Suddenly, George Bush invaded Iran in his favourite jammies. However, Osama pulled a disdaining lollypop from thegame07's pocket however Jesus suddenly bricked a Skoda Octavia, owned like her lotion!1!

 

[squee]

He woke his mother just to tell her that she has a mexican girlfriend living in sin and enveloping plastic condoms with radioactive penguins. She immediately froze continuwously(?) ROFL yelledthemother and promptly begged her worm-infested dog substitute to lick her cheek. Suddenly, George Bush invaded Iran in his favourite jammies. However, Osama pulled a disdaining lollypop from thegame07's pocket however Jesus suddenly bricked a Skoda Octavia, owned like her lotion!1!

 

[Qpido]

He woke his mother just to tell her that she has a mexican girlfriend living in sin and enveloping plastic condoms with radioactive penguins. She immediately froze continuwously(?) ROFL yelledthemother and promptly begged her worm-infested dog substitute to lick her cheek. Suddenly, George Bush invaded Iran in his favourite jammies. However, Osama pulled a disdaining lollypop from thegame07's pocket however Jesus suddenly bricked a Skoda Octavia, owned like her lotion!1!

 

[shaffaaf27]

He woke his mother just to tell her that she has a mexican girlfriend living in sin and enveloping plastic condoms with radioactive penguins. She immediately froze continuwously(?) ROFL yelledthemother and promptly begged her worm-infested dog substitute to lick her cheek. Suddenly, George Bush invaded Iran in his favourite jammies. However, Osama pulled a disdaining lollypop from thegame07's pocket however Jesus suddenly bricked a Skoda Octavia, owned like her lotion!1!

 

[Hadrian]

He woke his mother just to tell her that she has a mexican girlfriend living in sin and enveloping plastic condoms with radioactive penguins. She immediately froze continuwously(?) ROFL yelledthemother and promptly begged her worm-infested dog substitute to lick her cheek. Suddenly, George Bush invaded Iran in his favourite jammies. However, Osama pulled a disdaining lollypop from thegame07's pocket however Jesus suddenly bricked a Skoda Octavia, owned like her lotion!1!

 

[Jax]

He woke his mother just to tell her that she has a mexican girlfriend living in sin and enveloping plastic condoms with radioactive penguins. She immediately froze continuwously(?) ROFL yelledthemother and promptly begged her worm-infested dog substitute to lick her cheek. Suddenly, George Bush invaded Iran in his favourite jammies. However, Osama pulled a disdaining lollypop from thegame07's pocket however Jesus suddenly bricked a Skoda Octavia, owned like her lotion!1!

 

[bobrules]

He woke his mother just to tell her that she has a mexican girlfriend living in sin and enveloping plastic condoms with radioactive penguins. She immediately froze continuwously(?) ROFL yelledthemother and promptly begged her worm-infested dog substitute to lick her cheek. Suddenly, George Bush invaded Iran in his favourite jammies. However, Osama pulled a disdaining lollypop from thegame07's pocket however Jesus suddenly bricked a Skoda Octavia, owned like her lotion!1!

 

[MaHe]

He woke his mother just to tell her that she has a mexican girlfriend living in sin and enveloping plastic condoms with radioactive penguins. She immediately froze continuwously(?) ROFL yelledthemother and promptly begged her worm-infested dog substitute to lick her cheek. Suddenly, George Bush invaded Iran in his favourite jammies. However, Osama pulled a disdaining lollypop from thegame07's pocket however Jesus suddenly bricked a Škoda Octavia, owned like her lotion!1!

 

[mcbey]

He woke his mother just to tell her that she has a mexican girlfriend living in sin and enveloping plastic condoms with radioactive penguins. She immediately froze continuwously(?) ROFL yelledthemother and promptly begged her worm-infested dog substitute to lick her cheek. Suddenly, George Bush invaded Iran in his favourite jammies. However, Osama pulled a disdaining lollypop from thegame07's pocket however Jesus suddenly bricked a Škoda Octavia, owned like her lotion!1!

 

[OSW]

He woke his mother just to tell her that she has a mexican girlfriend living in sin and enveloping plastic condoms with radioactive penguins. She immediately froze continuwously(?) ROFL yelledthemother and promptly begged her worm-infested dog substitute to lick her cheek. Suddenly, George Bush invaded Iran in his favourite jammies. However, Osama pulled a disdaining lollypop from thegame07's pocket however Jesus suddenly bricked a Škoda Octavia, owned like her lotion!1!

 

[shaffaaf27]

He woke his mother just to tell her that she has a mexican girlfriend living in sin and enveloping plastic condoms with radioactive penguins. She immediately froze continuwously(?) ROFL yelledthemother and promptly begged her worm-infested dog substitute to lick her cheek. Suddenly, George Bush invaded Iran in his favourite jammies. However, Osama pulled a disdaining lollypop from thegame07's pocket however Jesus suddenly bricked a Škoda Octavia, owned like her lotion!1!

 

[Hadrian]

He woke his mother just to tell her that she has a mexican girlfriend living in sin and enveloping plastic condoms with radioactive penguins. She immediately froze continuwously(?) ROFL yelledthemother and promptly begged her worm-infested dog substitute to lick her cheek. Suddenly, George Bush invaded Iran in his favourite jammies. However, Osama pulled a disdaining lollypop from thegame07's pocket however Jesus suddenly bricked a Škoda Octavia, owned like her lotion!1!

 

[mthrnite]

He woke his mother just to tell her that she has a mexican girlfriend living in sin and enveloping plastic condoms with radioactive penguins. She immediately froze continuwously(?) ROFL yelledthemother and promptly begged her worm-infested dog substitute to lick her cheek. Suddenly, George Bush invaded Iran in his favourite jammies. However, Osama pulled a disdaining lollypop from thegame07's pocket however Jesus suddenly bricked a Škoda Octavia, owned like her lotion!1!

 

[bobrules]

He woke his mother just to tell her that she has a mexican girlfriend living in sin and enveloping plastic condoms with radioactive penguins. She immediately froze continuwously(?) ROFL yelledthemother and promptly begged her worm-infested dog substitute to lick her cheek. Suddenly, George Bush invaded Iran in his favourite jammies. However, Osama pulled a disdaining lollypop from thegame07's pocket however Jesus suddenly bricked a Škoda Octavia, owned like her lotion!1!