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Okay, this just got past my gmail spam filter and landed in my inbox. I'd like to see some lulz out of this. Who can come up with a good response that won't scare them away?

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Hello i am barati parinaz a citizen of iranian/canadian i am 37 years old woman.I saw your profile trough your country directory and will be very happy to chat and discuss much with you regarding your country and my plans of coming to settled and invest there in future.i am planing to re-locate to your country for re-settlement and investment purposes hence why i will need your assistances to be my guardian and direct me upon my arrival to your country.please kindly reply me with direction and more details regarding your country.so we can discuss more and to enable me send you more details about me.
Barati
 

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FEDEX COURIER COMPANY
No 12 Air Port Road, Benin City.
West Africa Nigeria,
Telephone: +234 80 67 5721 04
Telephone: +234 80 67 5721 04

Good Day.

I am Mrs. Kate Hood Of the Fedex Courier Company,I have a Confirmable
BankDraft of $1,000.000.00 (One Million United States Dollars), that i
deposited the Draft with FEDEX COURIER SERVICE,West Africa,I travelled
out of the country for my hollidays and I will not reture back untill the
end of October.

I want you to try all your best and contact the FEDEX COURIER SERVICE as soon
as possible to know when you will get this package to you because of the
expiring date.For your information, I have paid for the
security Keeping Fee,Insurance premium and Clearance Certificate Fee of the
Cheque showing that it is not a Drug Money or meant to sponsor Terrorist
attackin your Country.

The only money you will send to the FEDEX COURIER SERVICE to deliver your
Draft direct to your postal Address in your country is $100.00 USD only
Delivery Charge Fee of the Courier Company so far.Again,don't
be deceived by any person to pay any other money except $100.00 USD Dollars
you are to pay the Delivering Charge .I would have paid that but they said no
because they don't know when you will contact them
and in case of demurrage. You have to contact the FEDEX COURIER SERVICE now
for the delivery of your Draft with this below information.

=======================================
Contact Person: Mr. Barin White
Email Address: [email protected]
Telephone: +234 80 67 5721 04
Telephone: +234 80 67 5721 04
=======================================


Lastly, You are advice to send the below information to the Courier Company:

Your Full Name:......................
Your Sex:............................
Postal address:......................
Direct telephone number:.............

Do send it to them again to avoid any mistake on the Delivery and ask them
to give you the tracking number to enable you track your package over there
and know when it will get to your address.

Yours Faithfully,
Mrs. Kate Hood.
 

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God linki you suck so bad!
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