The Royal Court of the Web Nations

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    The judge of the Royal Court of the Web Nations is going to make an announcement about the public trial of GBAtemp members
    I summon those who were found guilty :
    @JuanMena

    @SylverReZ

    @CoolMe


    The judgements take effects immediatly. Guards, handcuff them.
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    I summon two more criminals to hear their judgement...
    @hippy dave

    @Hayato213
     
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    Noctosphere said:
    Sorry, but the snu snu options is not offered as an option in your case
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    Banana Mashing... by snu snu!
    :angry:
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    Okay, you know what?
    Drown me in breast milk.
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    Neither?
    Okay then.
    Take Kat Dennings, and convince her to shove her foot down my throat and choke me to death.
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    Stone me to death, but stones are panties with squirt?
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    No? :unsure:
    Get Kourtney Kardashian and let her sit on my face and suffocate me with her farts?
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    EDIT: Okay, this one was awful
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    Get around 12 different lesbian Gravure models, and make them make out and use me as their fluid dumpster so I can choke to death?
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    I'm allergic to Russians, ask Salma Hayek to give me one.
    Analfilactic Shock.
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    I'm lactose intolerant, feed me even more breast milk.
     
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    JuanMena said:
    Banana Mashing... by snu snu!
    :angry:
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    Okay, you know what?
    Drown me in breast milk.
    Post automatically merged:

    Neither?
    Okay then.
    Take Kat Dennings, and convince her to shove her foot down my throat and choke me to death.
    Post automatically merged:

    Stone me to death, but stones are panties with squirt?
    Post automatically merged:

    No? :unsure:
    Get Kourtney Kardashian and let her sit on my face and suffocate me with her farts?
    Post automatically merged:

    EDIT: Okay, this one was awful
    Post automatically merged:

    Get around 12 different lesbian Gravure models, and make them make out and use me as their fluid dumpster so I can choke to death?
    Post automatically merged:

    I'm allergic to Russians, ask Salma Hayek to give me one.
    Analfilactic Shock.
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    I'm lactose intolerant, feed me even more breast milk.
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    Juanmena judgement 2
     
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    FAST6191 said:
    Motion to declare Noctosphere's cat Zelda as hideously ugly.
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    you're sick dude.. I mean who could such gentle creature ugly?
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    Noctosphere said:
    The judge of the Royal Court of the Web Nations is going to make an announcement about the public trial of GBAtemp members
    I summon those who were found guilty :
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    On what basis?
     
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    Break my neck?
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    Noctosphere

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    The following verdicts are in.
    Are summoned
    @AncientBoi
    @FAST6191
    @The Catboy

    Dismissed.
     
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